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Offline Lucifer

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1740 on: August 15, 2007, 03:53:48 AM »
don't be mental - why would i want to add someone i see in real life, you muppet?  ::)

well, can see anytime irl, anyway.   8)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1741 on: August 15, 2007, 03:59:22 AM »
Fuck me, incest message boards?

Only in America, people.

No wonder you gave up on Catholicism, Vivi, due to the incestuous content within the bible.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1742 on: August 15, 2007, 04:01:22 AM »
er, yeah.  that was definitely the reason.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1743 on: August 15, 2007, 04:06:53 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 04:01:22 AM
er, yeah.  that was definitely the reason.  :laugh:

Well, the bible contradicts itself when it tells people how to be upstanding human beings.

Fucking Romans and their Vatican.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1744 on: August 15, 2007, 11:34:13 AM »
I hope I don't get a ticket in the mail. If I do, it will go to my parents address in Montana but it's possible the post office will forward it to me here.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1745 on: August 16, 2007, 07:42:27 AM »
Oh, for fuck's sake. I didn't put the dark washing in the washing machine, and it's still running.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1746 on: August 16, 2007, 02:11:50 PM »
Fuck me it costs £45 for a provisional driving license.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1747 on: August 16, 2007, 02:17:44 PM »
Quote from: Yoghourt Top on August 16, 2007, 07:42:27 AM
Oh, for fuck's sake. I didn't put the dark washing in the washing machine, and it's still running.

That would never happen to Callaway, The Laundry Queen  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1748 on: August 16, 2007, 02:35:04 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on August 16, 2007, 02:11:50 PM
Fuck me it costs £45 for a provisional driving license.  >:(

arse.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1749 on: August 16, 2007, 04:22:25 PM »
My right ball hurts.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1750 on: August 16, 2007, 04:23:02 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1751 on: August 16, 2007, 04:24:03 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1753 on: August 16, 2007, 05:52:52 PM »
yeah eunuchify yourself. go on. :P are you skeered?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1754 on: August 16, 2007, 08:07:30 PM »
I went to see Hairspray with friends today, but the soundtrack was fucked up and made the movie (a musical) unlistenable.  All three of us complinaed, but apparently the copy of the movie the theater has is broken- but they've been showing it for several days anyway!  The assholes!  We got our money back from an employee, but the manager kind of went and hid while we got our refunds.  We left the threater and walked around for a miinute in the mall the theater is in, then walked back past the theater to exit, and I saw the manager.  I felt a little bit bitchy (not angry, but indignant) so I told the manager "Thanks!  You were a big help!"  in my uber-perky death-is-imminent voice, waved, smiled, and kept walking.  My friends said he looked kind of frightened.  :D

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My right ball hurts.
Eyeball?

No, manball.

Cut it off.

+ to each of you.  I lolled.
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