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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1290 on: June 22, 2007, 11:46:30 AM »
I abhor weakness...yet it seems I am always pulled into it. I suppose I suck.

As long as you swallow, you won't have to worry about getting a 9-5 job.  ;)

3 weeks out of a month, I wish I had tits and a hole.


tits and a hole....you make is sound so..magical.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1291 on: June 22, 2007, 11:52:15 AM »
:laugh:

Some of us really know how to charm the pants off of ladies, eh?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1292 on: June 22, 2007, 11:53:28 AM »
:laugh:

Some of us really know how to charm the pants off of ladies, eh?

And some of us don't.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1293 on: June 22, 2007, 12:02:50 PM »
I need to stop what I'm doing just to call work and tell them I can work again and I have a note.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1294 on: June 22, 2007, 12:46:50 PM »

My spelling is absolute shit, lately.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1295 on: June 22, 2007, 01:02:19 PM »
This damn internet connection is so slow up in my room, I can't even make all my posts on here, I have to keep going downstairs to make posts and I keep getting disconnected from msn and I hate it when the connection times out on the internet when I try to go to websites and my email. And my friend here is not repsonding to my IMs.  :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1296 on: June 22, 2007, 01:21:10 PM »
This damn internet connection is so slow up in my room, I can't even make all my posts on here, I have to keep going downstairs to make posts and I keep getting disconnected from msn and I hate it when the connection times out on the internet when I try to go to websites and my email. And my friend here is not repsonding to my IMs.  :grrr:

Multi-tasking is said to be difficult for aspies.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1297 on: June 22, 2007, 01:28:08 PM »
But I am not an aspie. I have PDD-NOS.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1298 on: June 22, 2007, 02:00:21 PM »
But I am not an aspie. I have PDD-NOS.

I think that just means that they want to taste more of your money. Hey, I'm not aspie, either. My psyche checked the HFA and ADHD boxes for me and my son, but we all seem to use the word "aspie" as a catch-all term around here, anyway. No insult was intended.

I also knew you were actually talking about your computer problems.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2007, 02:02:13 PM by MarkingDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1299 on: June 22, 2007, 02:09:27 PM »
Who is they?

Yeah I was diagnosed with AS in 1997 but I can't have it because I have some cognitive problems and I was a little slow in self help skills. Hey I didn't start washing my own hair till I was 10 and I didn't start brushing my hair till I was about seven or eight and my mother always had to do my hair. I still can't do my hair very well, so I leave it straight or in a low pony tail and I didn't start brushing my own teeth till I was eight but my mother always had to help me after I was done because I did a crappy job brushing them, there still be food in my teeth.

I see on WP that lot of aspies have some self help skills delay and they are diagnosed or undiagnosed so thats's why I say lot of them aren't AS either, they're PDD-NOS. Some could be higher on the spectrum.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1300 on: June 22, 2007, 02:24:38 PM »
Who is they?


Psychologists.

Again, it was a bit of a joke, meaning they want to continue to diagnose you until you are tired of it or have completely exhausted your insurance coverage. That is why They  would diagnose ANYONE with "any kind of SHIT" that is "Not Otherwise Specified".

... but, I'm not a psychologist. I'm a ... uh ... a joker.

BTW, PDD-NOS was the first diagnosis for my son. We agreed to "help" with her research and all ageed to be diagnosed and allowed her into our home for observation of our interactions, etc. thinking it would aide the general cause to allow her team to look more deeply into our lives. It was not fun and I knew nothing about autism at the time, nor did I suspect that I was on the spectrum or what that could imply.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2007, 02:36:53 PM by MarkingDawg »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1301 on: June 22, 2007, 02:31:06 PM »
My damn menstreal cramps are coming back.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1302 on: June 22, 2007, 03:04:23 PM »
My damn menstreal cramps are coming back.
Stop complaining about them and take a painkiller.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1303 on: June 23, 2007, 01:11:48 AM »
My damn menstreal cramps are coming back.
Stop complaining about them and take a painkiller.


I thought this was a game and we're supposed to say things that we don't like or that are negative.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1304 on: June 23, 2007, 01:14:34 AM »
My damn menstreal cramps are coming back.
Stop complaining about them and take a painkiller.


I thought this was a game and we're supposed to say things that we don't like or that are negative.

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Those damn office clerks at work, I hate it when they keep PMing me asking me to bring guests stuff when I am trying to do my fricken job. Even hate it when they keep PMing me on my break after I tell them I am on my break. So annoying.
I was offering you a solution.