A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I hate this chair. My bm is gets sore.
Quote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:31:49 AMQuote from: Silent Dunc on June 18, 2007, 01:33:41 AMQuote from: renaeden on June 17, 2007, 11:09:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. Deep joy. I caught impetigo off one of the neighbours' filthy kids a couple of years back and it was revolting. Glad it cleared up ren. My bitch is I just found out how many scary conditions are associated with/ much higher risk for people with sleep apnoea. Must stop reading la la la la *puts fingers in ears and shuts eyes*Drinking...weight?Fucking annoying!Fucking annoying isn't the word I'd use. I literally can't remember the last half-decent night's sleep I had, or what it feels like not to be tired. If knocking the beer on the head for a while and eating lettuce until my weight has dropped enough to alleviate it, its a price I'd be willing to pay to be able to function again. And thats saying something cos I love beer.
Quote from: Silent Dunc on June 18, 2007, 01:33:41 AMQuote from: renaeden on June 17, 2007, 11:09:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. Deep joy. I caught impetigo off one of the neighbours' filthy kids a couple of years back and it was revolting. Glad it cleared up ren. My bitch is I just found out how many scary conditions are associated with/ much higher risk for people with sleep apnoea. Must stop reading la la la la *puts fingers in ears and shuts eyes*Drinking...weight?Fucking annoying!
Quote from: renaeden on June 17, 2007, 11:09:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. Deep joy. I caught impetigo off one of the neighbours' filthy kids a couple of years back and it was revolting. Glad it cleared up ren. My bitch is I just found out how many scary conditions are associated with/ much higher risk for people with sleep apnoea. Must stop reading la la la la *puts fingers in ears and shuts eyes*
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win.
Aaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Spokane Girl on June 18, 2007, 05:10:53 PMI hate this chair. My bm is gets sore. Why would you suppose it's the chair?
Quote from: renaeden on June 17, 2007, 11:09:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. Late reply: I just walked too mucb on it and pulled something, is all. Not a real injury, but annoying.
My head hurts.