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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1260 on: June 18, 2007, 02:43:28 PM »
Goddamn fucking spambots...I hate having to sift thru them to separate legitimate new members on either AI or the neurolands from spambots. :finger:  (thats a finger for spambots, not the legitimate new members)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1261 on: June 18, 2007, 05:10:53 PM »
I hate this chair. My bum is gets sore.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1262 on: June 18, 2007, 05:39:45 PM »
I hate this chair. My bm is gets sore.

Why would you suppose it's the chair?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1263 on: June 18, 2007, 05:43:07 PM »
Because its an antique and the support for your bum isn't very good. The cushion is pretty rough. It's low to the ground.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1264 on: June 18, 2007, 05:48:28 PM »
Aaahhhhhhh!!!  My leeeeegggg!!!
What happened? ???

I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. :(

Deep joy. I caught impetigo off one of the neighbours' filthy kids a couple of years back and it was revolting. Glad it cleared up ren.

My bitch is I just found out how many scary conditions are associated with/ much higher risk for people with sleep apnoea. Must stop reading la la la la *puts fingers in ears and shuts eyes*
Drinking...weight?
Fucking annoying!

Fucking annoying isn't the word I'd use. I literally can't remember the last half-decent night's sleep I had, or what it feels like not to be tired. If knocking the beer on the head for a while and eating lettuce until my weight has dropped enough to alleviate it, its a price I'd be willing to pay to be able to function again.

And thats saying something cos I love beer.  :'(

My brother has sleep apnea too.  He had sleep studies that showed that he stops breathing 16 times per hour for as long as 45 seconds at a time.  The doctor gave him a CPAP mask to wear, but he rips it off his face in his sleep.  He is getting a different kind of mask to try.  He is a bit heavy, but he has been losing weight because he hopes that it will help.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1265 on: June 18, 2007, 05:50:33 PM »
Aaahhhhhhh!!!  My leeeeegggg!!!
What happened? ???

I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. :(

Late reply:  I just walked too mucb on it and pulled something, is all.  Not a real injury, but annoying.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1266 on: June 18, 2007, 11:02:50 PM »
I hate this chair. My bm is gets sore.

Why would you suppose it's the chair?

:LMAO:  :plus:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1267 on: June 19, 2007, 03:40:53 AM »
“wah-la”

It's just another one of those dumbass things people try to write, but this one really irks me and it's everywhere, right now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1268 on: June 19, 2007, 07:38:54 AM »
I had very, very little sleep last night; this in itself isn't so bad, but if I go on another 2-3 day streak without a good night's rest I might go loopy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1269 on: June 19, 2007, 11:45:53 AM »
I had a good night's sleep this past night. Wait, that isn't bitching.

This is bitching:


The damb recycle men woke me up this morning picking up cans and bottles and it was 8:42 in the morning. I couldn't get back to sleep so I decided to start my day and it was 9:52 and I am still tired.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1270 on: June 20, 2007, 01:32:23 AM »
Aaahhhhhhh!!!  My leeeeegggg!!!
What happened? ???

I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. :(

Late reply:  I just walked too mucb on it and pulled something, is all.  Not a real injury, but annoying.
It usually takes three days and then it feels better.

I have to go to work in an hour. And I will probably be there until the morning. >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1271 on: June 20, 2007, 01:46:14 AM »
My head hurts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1273 on: June 20, 2007, 03:58:23 AM »
Spat coffee all over myself

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1274 on: June 20, 2007, 05:31:16 AM »
I made myself good and fucking sore, yesterday. I was doing some exercize with the kids when my daughter had the bright idea that riding daddy while he does jumping jacks would be great fun. She held on with arms and legs, both, while I did a few at first. She is a tiny six year old, but her near fifty pounds kicked my old aching ass. I did way too many, just to hear her giggle.
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