A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I still think $2,000,000 borders on the ridiculous. It's hot coffee, for chrissakes.
Aaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win.
Quote from: renaeden on June 17, 2007, 11:09:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. Deep joy. I caught impetigo off one of the neighbours' filthy kids a couple of years back and it was revolting. Glad it cleared up ren. My bitch is I just found out how many scary conditions are associated with/ much higher risk for people with sleep apnoea. Must stop reading la la la la *puts fingers in ears and shuts eyes*
Quote from: Silent Dunc on June 18, 2007, 01:33:41 AMQuote from: renaeden on June 17, 2007, 11:09:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. Deep joy. I caught impetigo off one of the neighbours' filthy kids a couple of years back and it was revolting. Glad it cleared up ren. My bitch is I just found out how many scary conditions are associated with/ much higher risk for people with sleep apnoea. Must stop reading la la la la *puts fingers in ears and shuts eyes*Drinking...weight?Fucking annoying!
Quote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:31:49 AMQuote from: Silent Dunc on June 18, 2007, 01:33:41 AMQuote from: renaeden on June 17, 2007, 11:09:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. Deep joy. I caught impetigo off one of the neighbours' filthy kids a couple of years back and it was revolting. Glad it cleared up ren. My bitch is I just found out how many scary conditions are associated with/ much higher risk for people with sleep apnoea. Must stop reading la la la la *puts fingers in ears and shuts eyes*Drinking...weight?Fucking annoying!Yes, I am worried about GalileoAce in regard to that because he is fat and he snores.Eclair, I am also one of those people who has to go to bed not long after Fat Cat does if I am to function at work the next day.*Fat Cat is not GA.
Quote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:31:49 AMQuote from: Silent Dunc on June 18, 2007, 01:33:41 AMQuote from: renaeden on June 17, 2007, 11:09:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2007, 05:48:08 PMAaahhhhhhh!!! My leeeeegggg!!!What happened? I have just gotten over impetigo and now my face has decided to explode like a volcano with pimples. Grrr, can't win. Deep joy. I caught impetigo off one of the neighbours' filthy kids a couple of years back and it was revolting. Glad it cleared up ren. My bitch is I just found out how many scary conditions are associated with/ much higher risk for people with sleep apnoea. Must stop reading la la la la *puts fingers in ears and shuts eyes*Drinking...weight?Fucking annoying!Fucking annoying isn't the word I'd use. I literally can't remember the last half-decent night's sleep I had, or what it feels like not to be tired. If knocking the beer on the head for a while and eating lettuce until my weight has dropped enough to alleviate it, its a price I'd be willing to pay to be able to function again. And thats saying something cos I love beer.