Neck hurts.
cor - talk about plagiarism! if you want a massage, dear thing, youonly have to ask. (i'll say no, though, cos i don't particularly need exsanguinating).
My bloody neck hurts.
i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no. 
Yes please. I really need it.
gracious! i have been anti-spurned!
okay then, gimme about ten minutes, and see how you feel then. even if you'e not reading this in "real time".
