Just one quick bitch ...

[Eclair]

right, that seems to be one neck massage for elair, and i promise i won't allow my hands to slip anywhere else.

(like fuck i do    )

Massage isn't much my thing...but I think Odeon really wants one...that's why he said his neck hurts in the first place.
I prefer front massages!  I'm sure you are proficient in all though!

[odeon]

My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   

Yes please. I really need it.

[DirtDawg]

My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   

Yes please. I really need it.

*slams Odeon between the shoulders, sending the firey anger of pain to the four corners of his body and away, relieving his misery*

That works, sometimes.

[DirtDawg]

I hate making travel plans for one night stay-overs. You have to take almost everything, anyway. I might as well throw in a Speedo and take a month in paradise.

[Eclair]

I hate making travel plans for one night stay-overs. You have to take almost everything, anyway. I might as well throw in a Speedo and take a month in paradise.

Mmm depends who you are spending the one night stay over with...you CAN feel like it was a month in paradise!  And just as exhausted!

[Calandale]

Two hours of sleep. Test in two more.

Neck hurts. A bit hung over.

[DirtDawg]

I hate making travel plans for one night stay-overs. You have to take almost everything, anyway. I might as well throw in a Speedo and take a month in paradise.

Mmm depends who you are spending the one night stay over with...you CAN feel like it was a month in paradise!  And just as exhausted!

It's not like that this time. (kind of an involved story)

... but you're exactly right about the the right kind of one-night's exhaustion.

[Calandale]

Fucking paper towels keep floating away.

[Lucifer]

Neck hurts.

cor - talk about plagiarism!  if you want a massage, dear thing, youonly have to ask.  (i'll say no, though, cos i don't particularly need exsanguinating).

My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   

Yes please. I really need it.

gracious!  i have been anti-spurned!

okay then, gimme about ten minutes, and see how you feel then.  even if you'e not reading this in "real time".   

[Calandale]

Neck hurts.

cor - talk about plagiarism!  if you want a massage, dear thing, youonly have to ask.  (i'll say no, though, cos i don't particularly need exsanguinating).

Nah, I do it myself. Thanks though.

[purposefulinsanity]

I hate having to choose names- why can't the right ones just come to me?

[Lucifer]

I hate having to choose names- why can't the right ones just come to me?

Jasparina SphagnumBog-Futtock.

[purposefulinsanity]

I hate having to choose names- why can't the right ones just come to me?

Jasparina SphagnumBog-Futtock.

Thanks for the laugh- I don't think she's quite right for the story though. 

[Lucifer]

ooooh, are you writing?  lemme see (if you want feedback - be warned, i'm ruthless).

[purposefulinsanity]

ooooh, are you writing?  lemme see (if you want feedback - be warned, i'm ruthless).

I don't think you want to see this- I have a fondness for writing smut.