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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1140 on: June 15, 2007, 05:00:43 AM »
My bloody neck hurts.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1141 on: June 15, 2007, 05:02:40 AM »
My bloody neck hurts.
Cal visit you for a bite fest perhaps?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1142 on: June 15, 2007, 05:05:19 AM »
It doesn't hurt like that.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1143 on: June 15, 2007, 05:14:45 AM »
Why can't I get hair bands that can cope with my thick hair- I just snapped another one trying to tie it back out of my eyes.  :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1144 on: June 15, 2007, 05:19:23 AM »
It doesn't hurt like that.
You never get my hilariously funny jokes.  

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1145 on: June 15, 2007, 05:20:46 AM »
It doesn't hurt like that.
You never get my hilariously funny jokes. 

Either I take things literally, your jokes aren't funny, or both. :asthing:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1146 on: June 15, 2007, 05:23:02 AM »
It doesn't hurt like that.
You never get my hilariously funny jokes. 

Either I take things literally, your jokes aren't funny, or both. :asthing:
Oh regardless, my jokes are always hilariously funny, you are just stupendously serious and missing half the fun!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1147 on: June 15, 2007, 05:23:56 AM »
I thought it was funny since calandale has appointed himself neck biting expert.  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1148 on: June 15, 2007, 05:28:07 AM »
Well, I think I missed the thread where he said this. I mean, seriously, do you expect me to read EVERYTHING he writes? ;D
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1149 on: June 15, 2007, 05:29:11 AM »
Well, I think I missed the thread where he said this. I mean, seriously, do you expect me to read EVERYTHING he writes? ;D
Shh, he thinks we are all hanging on to his every word!


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1150 on: June 15, 2007, 05:31:17 AM »
Ahh, sorry. Hey, Cal, you do know that I was joking, right? :)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1151 on: June 15, 2007, 05:56:54 AM »
My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   :(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1152 on: June 15, 2007, 05:59:44 AM »
"No known physical withdrawl from Zyprexa" my ass.  And going off cocaine is just "sort of annoying."
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1153 on: June 15, 2007, 06:00:21 AM »
My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   :(
No, no, yes, no, no, no, oh no...nooo, oh, yes, yes, yes? ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1154 on: June 15, 2007, 06:02:14 AM »
right, that seems to be one neck massage for elair, and i promise i won't allow my hands to slip anywhere else.

(like fuck i do   :eyebrows: )