Just one quick bitch ...

[purposefulinsanity]

Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head?? 

Whoever it was didn't pass them along to me, that's for sure.

I found them, they were hiding behind the mental shopping list I had, why are these things always in the last place you look?

[DirtDawg]

Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head?? 

Whoever it was didn't pass them along to me, that's for sure.

I found them, they were hiding behind the mental shopping list I had, why are these things always in the last place you look?

It's because you stop looking when you find them, Dummy. Of course they are in the last place!

[purposefulinsanity]

Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head?? 

Whoever it was didn't pass them along to me, that's for sure.

I found them, they were hiding behind the mental shopping list I had, why are these things always in the last place you look?

It's because you stop looking when you find them, Dummy. Of course they are in the last place!

But why do stuff always end up in the last place you'd ever think to look??

[DirtDawg]

Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head?? 

Whoever it was didn't pass them along to me, that's for sure.

I found them, they were hiding behind the mental shopping list I had, why are these things always in the last place you look?

It's because you stop looking when you find them, Dummy. Of course they are in the last place!

But why do stuff always end up in the last place you'd ever think to look??

I don't kow. Murphy was closed minded as well.

[Lucifer]

Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head?? 

oestrogen?

You could have a point there- I keep coming over all girlie just lately-wtf is that all about??

dunno - bloody nightmare.  i appeared to be interested in the colour of nail varnish last night.  why?  WHY?!

[purposefulinsanity]

Maybe its a defence mechanism against the sausage party feel of this place, in case we start growing our own 'sausages'?

[DirtDawg]

Maybe its a defence mechanism against the sausage party feel of this place, in case we start growing our own 'sausages'?

Growing your own might be easier, but you would miss all the fun of training wild ones.


(I massaged your Kspot, BTW, but I see someone has already changed it, again)

[Lucifer]

Maybe its a defence mechanism against the sausage party feel of this place, in case we start growing our own 'sausages'?

heavens forfend.  it'd have to be hinged to be of any use.

(I massaged your Kspot, BTW, but I see someone has already changed it, again)

don't worry - i'll put it right.  anti coming up.

[Scrapheap]

I'm not sure which is more annoying to listen to in the evening......

The intercom at Ford of Orange, or..

The sound of the fireworks going off at Disneyland.

[duncvis]

FUCKFUCKFUCK ARSE TWATTING FUCK BASTARD CUNTING CUNT!


Not a good day. Fuck off. 

[Lucifer]

okay.

[duncvis]

Its probably for the best. I'm not in a happy place today.

[Lucifer]

sorry - can't read that last one, cos i've fucked off.

[duncvis]

alrighty then.

[Lucifer]

watch your post (as in royal mail post).