That would be better than boinking on a Boeing, I believe, but I will need wings of livingleather. Feathers will shrivel from the heat of some places I bedawg. 
boinking? do you mean bonking?

oh fuck it - i'll just hop on the brrrrroomstick - sod the wings.
Can I have those? 
of course, darling.
On second thought, I don't like flying.
of course, darling. see brrrrroomstick remark above.
gosh, i do hope air traffic control are having a quiet evening, cos i am sure as fuck going to have a busy one.
