Just one quick bitch ...

[Lucifer]

listen, chickpea, as far as i'm concerned, my "critical-condition monitor" (fnargh, fnargh) is inseparably conjoined with a shag.    although i've never heard it called that before.  should this go in the "stupidest euphemisms for sex" thread?

lol.

Uncalled for!
 

don't get all snitty.  i was merely making a joke about sex being a critical condition for me, and what bit of me might be the monitor.

honestly - some people are so touchy. 

so, kiss and make up?   

[duncvis]

Too fucking early... getting me and the sprogs back on to 'school time' so we don't all think fuck it at stupid o'clock on Monday morning. 

[DirtDawg]

listen, chickpea, as far as i'm concerned, my "critical-condition monitor" (fnargh, fnargh) is inseparably conjoined with a shag.    although i've never heard it called that before.  should this go in the "stupidest euphemisms for sex" thread?

lol.

Uncalled for!
 

don't get all snitty.  i was merely making a joke about sex being a critical condition for me, and what bit of me might be the monitor.

honestly - some people are so touchy. 

so, kiss and make up?   

I got the joke, but not the reason for the discounting aspersion.
I'm not touchy, but it seemed you were being snittty with me, so I flipped you off.
No big deal, really, but if there was a female equivalent I would have used that, instead.

I'm not pissed!

Consider your kiss returned, deeply and deliberately enough that you realize that I am far, really far, from virginal.

 

[Eclair]

listen, chickpea, as far as i'm concerned, my "critical-condition monitor" (fnargh, fnargh) is inseparably conjoined with a shag.    although i've never heard it called that before.  should this go in the "stupidest euphemisms for sex" thread?

lol.

Uncalled for!
 

don't get all snitty.  i was merely making a joke about sex being a critical condition for me, and what bit of me might be the monitor.

honestly - some people are so touchy. 

so, kiss and make up?   

I got the joke, but not the reason for the discounting aspersion.
I'm not touchy, but it seemed you were being snittty with me, so I flipped you off.
No big deal, really, but if there was a female equivalent I would have used that, instead.

I'm not pissed!

Consider your kiss returned, deeply and deliberately enough that you realize that I am far, really far, from virginal.

 

Did you just give her a really big pash? 

[DirtDawg]

I don't know what pash is, but I did not give anything away. She earned (GOD how I hate that word) a real kiss..

[Lucifer]

ooooooooh!  next time, make it deeper, big boy, deeeeeeper...

(is there a breaking-into-a-sweat-at-the-thought smiley anywhere?)

[ozymandias]

Sometimes I really wonder why I even bother to think...................

[odeon]

Beats me...

[ozymandias]

Yeah, it beats me too.

[odeon]

Does it hurt a lot?

[ozymandias]

No, one it minute it makes me wonder and the next, I think, "I can't be arsed".

[DirtDawg]

Asimov used a word that describes something I do a lot of, while thinking.

roblock

[ozymandias]

I'v read a lot of Asimov, but I don't recall that word.  But, then again, I'v never read any of his non-fiction stuff and it's been awhile since I finished reading his Robot/Foundation and other related stories.

[purposefulinsanity]

Whatever is bothering you Ozy I hope you feel better soon. 

[ozymandias]

Oh, it will leave me soon.  Perspective will re-assert itself and I'll wonder at why I let trivial shit/people bother me in the first place.

Thanks