Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?
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Deeeeaaaath, destruction, mayhem, and inability to stim.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 02:25:40 PMta, darl. but it's okay - i've kicked the fucker across the room, and it's now cowering in the corner and promising to behave. (it's only 66 stitches anyway, thank fuck, and not millions). AND it's bamboo yarn - yep, i took out a second mortgage. I quite fancy trying that bamboo yarn, I just can't make myself pay the £9 a ball they want for it. What are you making with it?
ta, darl. but it's okay - i've kicked the fucker across the room, and it's now cowering in the corner and promising to behave. (it's only 66 stitches anyway, thank fuck, and not millions). AND it's bamboo yarn - yep, i took out a second mortgage.
Just give me the broad, forget the knitting.
Quote from: calandale on June 08, 2007, 06:18:08 AMJust give me the broad, forget the knitting.You want to unravel her yarn?
If I strippped my ass buck-naked and laid my balls on the asphalt, scooted forward with my legs, leaving a trail of skin, I could go faster than my fucking wimp-assed internet connection.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 08, 2007, 06:45:14 AMIf I strippped my ass buck-naked and laid my balls on the asphalt, scooted forward with my legs, leaving a trail of skin, I could go faster than my fucking wimp-assed internet connection. you think you've got problems - my monitor has gone mental, and i have to use the pooter for work, for the next month.odeon, my love - help me!
i have an old cronky one for emergencies (which this looks like it's going to be). but i think i'm going to have to get a new one. bloody expense (which i can't afford, but will have to), and bloody having to buy things which should last - how the fuck is one supposed to be environmentally friendly when people make stuff that dies within the blink of an eye? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. bastards. thanks, darling - you're an absolute peach. (mmmmmm. peach juice..., lol).