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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #975 on: June 07, 2007, 07:22:02 PM »
Deeeeaaaath, destruction, mayhem, and inability to stim.


Hmmm...seems like you're seeing the light.  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #976 on: June 07, 2007, 07:24:34 PM »
 :laugh: The smouldering embers in the pits where your eyes used to be?

Nah, just having a really crappy week. Depression received via telepathy sucks some major ass.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #977 on: June 08, 2007, 12:42:06 AM »
ta, darl.  but it's okay - i've kicked the fucker across the room, and it's now cowering in the corner and promising to behave.   (it's only 66 stitches anyway, thank fuck, and not millions).  :laugh:

AND it's bamboo yarn - yep, i took out a second mortgage.  ;)

I quite fancy trying that bamboo yarn, I just can't make myself pay the £9 a ball they want for it. What are you making with it?



it's supposed to be a dress, but i'm just making a top.  and the colour is:



it's hideously expensive, but as i can't wear much of anything other than cotton, cos of the eczema, it's a justifiable extravagance.  sort of.  ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #978 on: June 08, 2007, 05:29:47 AM »
Nice choice of colour and pattern.  I quite fancy trying their Tofutsies sock yarn, but £12 for a 100gms? Ouch :o

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #979 on: June 08, 2007, 06:18:08 AM »
Just give me the broad, forget the knitting.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #980 on: June 08, 2007, 06:19:09 AM »
Shut up I have to do something with my hands when I can't be fucking.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #981 on: June 08, 2007, 06:20:29 AM »
needles hurt the soft parts though.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #982 on: June 08, 2007, 06:20:44 AM »
Just give me the broad, forget the knitting.
You want to unravel her yarn?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #983 on: June 08, 2007, 06:21:17 AM »
Just give me the broad, forget the knitting.
You want to unravel her yarn?

Rather ravel it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #984 on: June 08, 2007, 06:45:14 AM »
If I strippped my ass buck-naked and laid my balls on the asphalt, scooted forward with my legs, leaving a trail of skin, I could go faster than my fucking wimp-assed internet connection.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #985 on: June 08, 2007, 09:38:41 AM »
If I strippped my ass buck-naked and laid my balls on the asphalt, scooted forward with my legs, leaving a trail of skin, I could go faster than my fucking wimp-assed internet connection.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #986 on: June 08, 2007, 10:06:10 AM »
If I strippped my ass buck-naked and laid my balls on the asphalt, scooted forward with my legs, leaving a trail of skin, I could go faster than my fucking wimp-assed internet connection.

 :laugh: :plus:

you think you've got problems - my monitor has gone mental, and i have to use the pooter for work, for the next month.

odeon, my love - help me!   :'(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #987 on: June 08, 2007, 01:57:06 PM »
If I strippped my ass buck-naked and laid my balls on the asphalt, scooted forward with my legs, leaving a trail of skin, I could go faster than my fucking wimp-assed internet connection.

 :laugh: :plus:

you think you've got problems - my monitor has gone mental, and i have to use the pooter for work, for the next month.

odeon, my love - help me!   :'(

'kay. I have an extra monitor or two. Problem is, they're quite heavy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #988 on: June 08, 2007, 02:11:18 PM »
i have an old cronky one for emergencies (which this looks like it's going to be).  but i think i'm going to have to get a new one.  bloody expense (which i can't afford, but will have to), and bloody having to buy things which should last - how the fuck is one supposed to be environmentally friendly when people make stuff that dies within the blink of an eye?  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  bastards.   :grrr:

thanks, darling - you're an absolute peach.   :-*

(mmmmmm. peach juice..., lol).

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #989 on: June 08, 2007, 02:14:23 PM »
i have an old cronky one for emergencies (which this looks like it's going to be).  but i think i'm going to have to get a new one.  bloody expense (which i can't afford, but will have to), and bloody having to buy things which should last - how the fuck is one supposed to be environmentally friendly when people make stuff that dies within the blink of an eye?  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  bastards.   :grrr:

thanks, darling - you're an absolute peach.   :-*

(mmmmmm. peach juice..., lol).

Get one of the new thin LCD ones. They don't cost much but are superior to most old CRTs.
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