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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #960 on: June 06, 2007, 05:34:46 AM »
Getting fucking close to blowing.This has NOT been a good day.
Can you stop talking sexy?   ;)

OK, what's up?  You have to bitch about it here.


My usual idiocy to start with.

My neighbors were playing tremendously
loud music, once I started working.

I've still got a lot to do, and need to wake
in 3 hours, and my damned housemate decides
it's time to fucking make a pie. I can't think with
people around.

Oh yeah, and I got stupid over someone I shouldn't
have
. :wanker:
Join the club.  At least we are all wanking over lost causes....unless...
you aren't wanking over Lit, are you?   >:D

I hate housemates who don't wash up equally.  They deserved to be knifed and strung up on the clothesline.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #961 on: June 06, 2007, 09:13:45 AM »
No...but do you think that I have a chance with him?


Anyhow, at least the fuckers out of here soon.
God damned dishes everywhere though.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #962 on: June 06, 2007, 10:21:00 AM »
Let me try, I think I've got one!  I hate sitting on old men's laps for money to pay my college tuition so that I can get my nursing degree, only to someday probably have to cross paths with the same dirty old pigs again when they need me. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #963 on: June 06, 2007, 11:06:54 AM »
Let me try, I think I've got one!  I hate sitting on old men's laps for money to pay my college tuition so that I can get my nursing degree, only to someday probably have to cross paths with the same dirty old pigs again when they need me. 

You can sit on my lap. I'm old.
maybe someone will give you
money for it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #964 on: June 06, 2007, 01:40:58 PM »
My neck hurts.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #965 on: June 06, 2007, 08:46:24 PM »
Flipped a freshly filled
pipe into pisser.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #966 on: June 06, 2007, 10:10:10 PM »
 :emb:

I haven't done that one.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #967 on: June 07, 2007, 03:48:24 AM »
It sucked. Unfortunately,
one of my (three remaining
usable) pipes requires a bit
of paper, in order to hold
the mouthpiece in place.

When I change the paper,
I often end up dropping a
full lit bowl.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #968 on: June 07, 2007, 04:03:38 AM »
that's handy - scorchio bollockio!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #969 on: June 07, 2007, 12:59:05 PM »

I hate giving up my IN to the up-comig Jazz Fest,  GOD DAMN IT!

... but I feel I am urgently directed to another quarter.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #970 on: June 07, 2007, 01:45:29 PM »
grrrrrrr...  i've just forgotten to do half a dozen yarnovers - misread the pattern.  bollocky fuck.   :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #971 on: June 07, 2007, 01:46:24 PM »
grrrrrrr...  i've just forgotten to do half a dozen yarnovers - misread the pattern.  bollocky fuck.   :grrr:

I feel your pain  :'(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #972 on: June 07, 2007, 02:25:40 PM »
ta, darl.  but it's okay - i've kicked the fucker across the room, and it's now cowering in the corner and promising to behave.   (it's only 66 stitches anyway, thank fuck, and not millions).  :laugh:

AND it's bamboo yarn - yep, i took out a second mortgage.  ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #973 on: June 07, 2007, 06:18:03 PM »
ta, darl.  but it's okay - i've kicked the fucker across the room, and it's now cowering in the corner and promising to behave.   (it's only 66 stitches anyway, thank fuck, and not millions).  :laugh:

AND it's bamboo yarn - yep, i took out a second mortgage.  ;)

I quite fancy trying that bamboo yarn, I just can't make myself pay the £9 a ball they want for it. What are you making with it?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #974 on: June 07, 2007, 07:12:57 PM »
Deeeeaaaath, destruction, mayhem, and inability to stim.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.