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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #900 on: June 02, 2007, 01:22:27 PM »
Quote from: RobertN on June 02, 2007, 01:11:06 PM
Its a bit of an exaggeration, but on bad days, she doesn't look far off! Grima Wormtongue is a man btw, just to add to the irony of it all! :LMAO:

The only good physical feature was her tits, but even they could have been mouldy inside.
You make Me laugh Robert. :LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #901 on: June 02, 2007, 01:47:47 PM »
fuvk you motherfuckers.

thank you for listening.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #902 on: June 02, 2007, 02:01:11 PM »
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 02, 2007, 01:47:47 PM
fuvk you motherfuckers.

thank you for listening.
Listening to what?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #903 on: June 02, 2007, 02:31:47 PM »
The runs. Hope it's not going to cause problems again.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #904 on: June 02, 2007, 02:57:48 PM »
The pain in my left hip joint has been getting worse for the past week.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #905 on: June 02, 2007, 03:02:11 PM »
Eat yer pilchards.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #906 on: June 02, 2007, 03:07:40 PM »
I ate a paracetamol, but that didn't do anything.  I don't want to take anti-inflammatories yet, since they can double the time it takes for something to heal.  I hurt it when running around the garden with Waggy; the rapid changes in direction put a lot of strain on the joint.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #907 on: June 02, 2007, 04:01:11 PM »
Dance with it then, so the direction change is smoother. Your hips swing don't they?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #908 on: June 02, 2007, 04:15:45 PM »
Are you stretching?
It might be worth seeing
a PT for some excersizes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #909 on: June 03, 2007, 07:44:59 PM »
I hate feeling sentimental.  It usually has a bit of accompanying euphoria, but it also drops my I.Q. by thrity-seven points.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #910 on: June 03, 2007, 08:30:17 PM »
Just makes me horny.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #911 on: June 03, 2007, 08:50:14 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 03, 2007, 07:44:59 PM
I hate feeling sentimental.  It usually has a bit of accompanying euphoria, but it also drops my I.Q. by thrity-seven points.

makes me feel like linging, "i'm so excited and i just can't hide it."

makes my iq drop by 122 points.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #912 on: June 03, 2007, 09:58:55 PM »
To bad We have to sleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #913 on: June 03, 2007, 10:00:02 PM »
welcome to post 1001 kevv
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #914 on: June 03, 2007, 10:01:17 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 03, 2007, 10:00:02 PM
welcome to post 1001 kevv
What do You mean?
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