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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #885 on: June 01, 2007, 12:54:09 PM »
My wife met her real father, and while it didn't go horribly,
they never spoke again. 'Course, she simply saw no point
in being in contact with him.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #886 on: June 02, 2007, 02:16:36 AM »
I want to meet my son, but I'm scared shitless! It is hard enough to meet people who I don't care whether I like or not, but I have a pre-load on this one to like and be liked.

This is fucked! I want my open mind back!

He;s your own flesh and blood. I'm sure you will be blown away by how much he's like you. I wouldn't worry, if it's just the two of you and his mother's family isn't there, there should be nothing to cause a problem.

There will be no one there except he and I.

Last week end, I had an extra ticket (I used to get four, but only two, these lean days. I just sell the extra on the way in the gate on race day, if I can't selll it to a friend) and I told him about it and invited him to drive up and go to the race with me. He was ready to call me on my offfer, when (like me) he decided it was alll changing too fast for him. So, I let him off the hook and just enjoyed the race. It is my one time per year to howl at the mooon. No reason to complicate it, but it seemed like a decent thing to offer. I'm afraid it was too good of an offer, for a first time meeting and I have made him suspicious.

 
Thanks for your vote of confidence.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #887 on: June 02, 2007, 02:18:12 AM »

Sleep can be a shy li'l thang sometimes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #888 on: June 02, 2007, 02:23:22 AM »
My wife met her real father, and while it didn't go horribly,
they never spoke again. 'Course, she simply saw no point
in being in contact with him.
But she did that to you also, so I suspect that is her personality rather than an indication of how these things usually go.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #889 on: June 02, 2007, 02:30:41 AM »
My wife met her real father, and while it didn't go horribly,
they never spoke again. 'Course, she simply saw no point
in being in contact with him.
But she did that to you also, so I suspect that is her personality rather than an indication of how these things usually go.

True. She also did something similar with her grandmother.
She could be incredibly cold.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #890 on: June 02, 2007, 04:41:43 AM »
I'm ridiculously horny. What happened to this 'can't even think about sex' bollocks? I'm all but chasing PI round the house, and can't fuck her because of the stitches. :tantrum: :penis:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #891 on: June 02, 2007, 04:43:23 AM »
I'm ridiculously horny. What happened to this 'can't even think about sex' bollocks? I'm all but chasing PI round the house, and can't fuck her because of the stitches. :tantrum: :penis:
One always wants what one can't have!
She's probably teasing you too!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #892 on: June 02, 2007, 04:45:11 AM »
I am not! :laugh:  I'm still on my morning coffee trying not to feel like shit- he's the one that keeps coming up behind me and kissing me on that spot on the back of my neck that turns my legs to jelly.   

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #893 on: June 02, 2007, 07:52:14 AM »
I do not feel well.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #894 on: June 02, 2007, 09:33:42 AM »
I bought some new tennis shoes and they left security device on the shoe. It was a ink type too. >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #895 on: June 02, 2007, 10:10:36 AM »
Bah. After dealing with HG, my nan's now in hospital.  :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #896 on: June 02, 2007, 10:47:51 AM »
Bah. After dealing with HG, my nan's now in hospital.  :grrr:

I hope its nothing serious and that's back home feeling better soon.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #897 on: June 02, 2007, 11:11:52 AM »
I watched a bit of LOTR Two Towers today, and thought: "grima wormtongue has an uncanny resemblance to omega". They look the same and act the same. :evillaugh:

In that anology, I think I would be poor old King Theoden who is having the life sapped out of him, and Ascan could be Saraman. :eyebrows: Oh, and PI can be gandalf (don't worry - I'm not saying you look like him ;)) who helps Theoden realise that he is not as weak as he thought and that he needn't stay slave to grima forever.



God, to think I wanted to fuck that once. I must have been derranged or something.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #898 on: June 02, 2007, 12:11:19 PM »
I watched a bit of LOTR Two Towers today, and thought: "grima wormtongue has an uncanny resemblance to omega". They look the same and act the same. :evillaugh:

In that anology, I think I would be poor old King Theoden who is having the life sapped out of him, and Ascan could be Saraman. :eyebrows: Oh, and PI can be gandalf (don't worry - I'm not saying you look like him ;)) who helps Theoden realise that he is not as weak as he thought and that he needn't stay slave to grima forever.



God, to think I wanted to fuck that once. I must have been derranged or something.
Does She really look anything like that. :LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #899 on: June 02, 2007, 01:11:06 PM »
Its a bit of an exaggeration, but on bad days, she doesn't look far off! Grima Wormtongue is a man btw, just to add to the irony of it all! :LMAO:

The only good physical feature was her tits, but even they could have been mouldy inside.