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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #420 on: April 16, 2007, 10:45:48 AM »
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Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


Feeling horny for guys that are bad for you?

Peter, would you be bad for me if I asked you to?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #421 on: April 16, 2007, 04:42:33 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 16, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 09:19:21 AM
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:15:47 AM
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


Feeling horny for guys that are bad for you?

Peter, would you be bad for me if I asked you to?

No, but I might be bad to the girl in your av.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #422 on: April 17, 2007, 03:34:33 AM »


Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 09:19:21 AM
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:15:47 AM
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


Feeling horny for guys that are bad for you?

just felling horny as a general rull im bad for the guys. i tend to attract needy boys and forget attracting girls (except the ones that want me to join them and there partner) i just want some one who suites me or 5 someones.
id love a guy to be bad to me >:D

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #423 on: April 17, 2007, 03:37:46 AM »
How old are you?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #424 on: April 17, 2007, 06:50:50 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 12, 2007, 04:09:53 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 12, 2007, 01:30:59 PM
Unkempt guy on bus: "Excuse me, do you mind if I -" (waving a lighter)
Me: "I thought this was a no smoking bus."
Guy: "Yeah, but -" (shrug)
Me, "It would bother me if you smoked."
Guy, "Thanks." (lights a cigarette and smokes it)

A fine Scottish ned?

It would seem so.  Just remember not to feed them; it makes them breed more.

They must be more polite than our local chavs- (a) they wouldn't bother asking in the first place and (b) if you even hinted that you might mind you'd get a gob-full from them.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #425 on: April 17, 2007, 07:17:43 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 04:42:33 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 16, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 09:19:21 AM
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:15:47 AM
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


Feeling horny for guys that are bad for you?

Peter, would you be bad for me if I asked you to?

No, but I might be bad to the girl in your av.

... to her or for her? Either way, Young Nasty Man should probably wait a couple of years, before turning anything more than a gaze in her direction. I can only think that would improve things, though, from my experience.

She is only sixteen. Did I violate TOS, by bringing her here? Doubt it, since she's only naked in your mind.
:laugh:

(... well maybe a few others, too.)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #426 on: April 17, 2007, 08:36:17 AM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 17, 2007, 07:17:43 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 04:42:33 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 16, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 09:19:21 AM
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:15:47 AM
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


Feeling horny for guys that are bad for you?

Peter, would you be bad for me if I asked you to?

No, but I might be bad to the girl in your av.

... to her or for her? Either way, Young Nasty Man should probably wait a couple of years, before turning anything more than a gaze in her direction. I can only think that would improve things, though, from my experience.

She is only sixteen. Did I violate TOS, by bringing her here? Doubt it, since she's only naked in your mind.
:laugh:

(... well maybe a few others, too.)

16 is legal here.  I could tie her up and whip her and all sorts.  :)
« Last Edit: April 17, 2007, 08:43:44 AM by Peter »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #427 on: April 17, 2007, 08:52:48 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 17, 2007, 08:36:17 AM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 17, 2007, 07:17:43 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 04:42:33 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 16, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 09:19:21 AM
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:15:47 AM
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


Feeling horny for guys that are bad for you?

Peter, would you be bad for me if I asked you to?

No, but I might be bad to the girl in your av.

... to her or for her? Either way, Young Nasty Man should probably wait a couple of years, before turning anything more than a gaze in her direction. I can only think that would improve things, though, from my experience.

She is only sixteen. Did I violate TOS, by bringing her here? Doubt it, since she's only naked in your mind.
:laugh:

(... well maybe a few others, too.)

16 is legal here.  I could tie her up and whip her and all sorts.  :)

 :police:
I wonder if her citizenship would matter ..... ?

Probably should keep her away from men in kilts for a while longer, anyway.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #428 on: April 17, 2007, 09:06:00 AM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 17, 2007, 08:52:48 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 17, 2007, 08:36:17 AM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 17, 2007, 07:17:43 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 04:42:33 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 16, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 16, 2007, 09:19:21 AM
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:15:47 AM
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


Feeling horny for guys that are bad for you?

Peter, would you be bad for me if I asked you to?

No, but I might be bad to the girl in your av.

... to her or for her? Either way, Young Nasty Man should probably wait a couple of years, before turning anything more than a gaze in her direction. I can only think that would improve things, though, from my experience.

She is only sixteen. Did I violate TOS, by bringing her here? Doubt it, since she's only naked in your mind.
:laugh:

(... well maybe a few others, too.)

16 is legal here.  I could tie her up and whip her and all sorts.  :)

 :police:
I wonder if her citizenship would matter ..... ?

Probably should keep her away from men in kilts for a while longer, anyway.

Possibly for her, though I doubt it.  Almost certainly not for me, assuming she was in Scotland at the time.

Who is she, anyway?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #429 on: April 17, 2007, 09:18:19 AM »
I know it would not matter to you or most guys, but I meant legally.

It's Cheyenne Kimball, a  newly discovered vocal talent, who plays pop rock. Girl guitar players have always tripped my triggers.


... but getting back to the discussion at hand, I think whipping may be a little advanced for some delicate creatures. Maybe another tactic to warm up with, once she is of legal age?
« Last Edit: April 17, 2007, 09:21:50 AM by Calamity Jane »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #430 on: April 17, 2007, 09:32:26 AM »
I'm very versatile, and can be gentle and loving.  Playing rough isn't for all girls, or even most; it just makes for good conversation.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #431 on: April 17, 2007, 11:05:38 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 17, 2007, 09:32:26 AM
I'm very versatile, and can be gentle and loving.  Playing rough isn't for all girls, or even most; it just makes for good conversation.

... or thread?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #432 on: April 19, 2007, 01:57:03 PM »
The weather is too goddamn nice to be working today !!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #433 on: April 19, 2007, 03:02:11 PM »
I'm glad to say that it's perfectly nice to get some work done! ;D
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #434 on: April 19, 2007, 05:16:47 PM »
Quote from: GySgt. Scrapheap on April 19, 2007, 01:57:03 PM
The weather is too goddamn nice to be working today !!!
but it was windy as fuck, yesterday.
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