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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #390 on: April 06, 2007, 05:26:31 AM »
Quote from: Dosanza Bidges on April 05, 2007, 10:15:12 AM

Hmmmmm .....

Be-ptches, leave me alone.

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j/k i really don't mond.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #391 on: April 06, 2007, 06:19:21 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 06, 2007, 05:26:31 AM
Quote from: Dosanza Bidges on April 05, 2007, 10:15:12 AM

Hmmmmm .....

Be-ptches, leave me alone.

:laugh:

:finger:


j/k i really don't mond.

... neither do O.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #392 on: April 06, 2007, 07:15:52 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #393 on: April 07, 2007, 05:02:27 AM »
I think I'm losing my Thursday Night debauchery. Ended up going to class still drunk, my body hurt like hell too. Plus, I have been getting really stupid whilst out - acting like some sort of star. I guess adulation of the crowd goes to my head.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #394 on: April 09, 2007, 01:37:50 PM »
piss on the public toilet seat when you have to shit so bad and can't hold it.



i guess the ladies don't have to worry about that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #395 on: April 09, 2007, 04:15:06 PM »
And yet so many women's public toilets still end up with piss on the seats. I've never quite figured out how.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #396 on: April 09, 2007, 04:37:12 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 09, 2007, 04:15:06 PM
And yet so many women's public toilets still end up with piss on the seats. I've never quite figured out how.

Apparently some ladies cannot bring themselves to sit on the seats, therefore they perch above them and sprinkle them.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #397 on: April 09, 2007, 04:39:25 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on April 09, 2007, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 09, 2007, 04:15:06 PM
And yet so many women's public toilets still end up with piss on the seats. I've never quite figured out how.

Apparently some ladies cannot bring themselves to sit on the seats, therefore they perch above them and sprinkle them.

Why don't they just aim low?
???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #398 on: April 09, 2007, 04:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Dosanza Bidges on April 09, 2007, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Callaway on April 09, 2007, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 09, 2007, 04:15:06 PM
And yet so many women's public toilets still end up with piss on the seats. I've never quite figured out how.

Apparently some ladies cannot bring themselves to sit on the seats, therefore they perch above them and sprinkle them.

Why don't they just aim low?
???

What does that mean?  Consider that ladies don't have the benefit of the aiming nozzle that men have.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #399 on: April 09, 2007, 04:45:32 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on April 09, 2007, 04:41:08 PM
Quote from: Dosanza Bidges on April 09, 2007, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Callaway on April 09, 2007, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 09, 2007, 04:15:06 PM
And yet so many women's public toilets still end up with piss on the seats. I've never quite figured out how.

Apparently some ladies cannot bring themselves to sit on the seats, therefore they perch above them and sprinkle them.

Why don't they just aim low?
???

What does that mean?  Consider that ladies don't have the benefit of the aiming nozzle that men have.

Comical paradox. Nothing more. You were just supposed to smile, not type.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #400 on: April 11, 2007, 08:01:54 AM »
owing 9k on my taxes.

ouch!  now i'm poor.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #401 on: April 11, 2007, 09:30:28 AM »
I'm hungry, and nauseous, and I have a headache.  But i've got a kitty.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #402 on: April 12, 2007, 09:09:46 AM »

Why the fuck do Italians have to build whistles into everything they do.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #403 on: April 12, 2007, 01:30:59 PM »
Unkempt guy on bus: "Excuse me, do you mind if I -" (waving a lighter)
Me: "I thought this was a no smoking bus."
Guy: "Yeah, but -" (shrug)
Me, "It would bother me if you smoked."
Guy, "Thanks." (lights a cigarette and smokes it)

A fine Scottish ned?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #404 on: April 12, 2007, 04:09:53 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 12, 2007, 01:30:59 PM
Unkempt guy on bus: "Excuse me, do you mind if I -" (waving a lighter)
Me: "I thought this was a no smoking bus."
Guy: "Yeah, but -" (shrug)
Me, "It would bother me if you smoked."
Guy, "Thanks." (lights a cigarette and smokes it)

A fine Scottish ned?

It would seem so.  Just remember not to feed them; it makes them breed more.
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