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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #345 on: April 03, 2007, 08:00:49 AM »
you will be 70 when he gets his masters degree. ;D
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #346 on: April 03, 2007, 08:04:07 AM »
I've not been going for walks either since my dog died, and because the weather was absolutely horrific through the whole of winter here, I got very little exercise.  Now I'm trying to get back into it, but I've lost a lot of strength, and I keep picking up viruses that set me back.

I hate winter! I hate losing a good dog. I hate feeling defeated, so easily. I feel vulnerable to attack. I don't usually have that lack of confidence. I feel like prey.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #347 on: April 03, 2007, 08:06:53 AM »
you will be 70 when he gets his masters degree. ;D

... and I will be very close to my expiration date. Men don't live long in my family, but I have been eating more healthfully, than my father ever did, for almost twenty years, with only an occasional dip into gluttony.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #348 on: April 03, 2007, 09:35:50 AM »
Every time we get some nice weather, and I decide to spend some time out in the garden and open my windows, it's ruined by everyone and their dog deciding to mow their law/hammer something/use their power-tools, and since they all do it at different times, there's a fairly constant barrage of irritations as one person finishes and another starts.  Then of course there's the rush-hour traffic flying past the house in the afternoon, since we live on a rat run.  :grrr:
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #349 on: April 03, 2007, 10:21:40 AM »
Our beautiful, little quiet street has turned into a rat run, since they built a Walmart about a mile away. It's bumper to bumper, during rush hour.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #350 on: April 03, 2007, 11:38:44 AM »
Mum wrote a letter recently to our MP, asking for traffic calming measures to be installed on our road.  It's full of potholes because we get lorries and buses coming down here, and it's a residential road that was never designed to handle that sort of traffic.  Our problem is that traffic can skip a couple of roundabouts by cutting through here.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #351 on: April 03, 2007, 02:08:39 PM »
My hip hurts. I'm going to need a cane before long if this continues. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #352 on: April 03, 2007, 02:13:16 PM »
Might be bursitis. The good thing is that you might get drugs against the pain.  :stoned:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #353 on: April 03, 2007, 02:36:43 PM »
Could be. I'd rather do without the drugs, though, so I think I'll wait and see some more first...  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #354 on: April 03, 2007, 02:41:33 PM »
I'm almost sure it is bursitis, anyway. You're too young to have a worn out hip.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #355 on: April 03, 2007, 03:13:44 PM »
Could be. I'd rather do without the drugs, though, so I think I'll wait and see some more first...  :-\

An anti-inflammatory drug might help it recover faster and better, though.  I tripped on a 2 by 4 plank and twisted my ankle right after I got married.  I went to the doctor and she told me to stay off it and gave me a non steroidal anti inflammatory medication, I assumed for pain, so I kept trying to take them only if the pain got especially bad and when I told my doctor this, she said to take them anyway and not skip any.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #356 on: April 03, 2007, 03:23:15 PM »
Hmm. Maybe I'll go see a Doctor, after all.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #357 on: April 03, 2007, 04:27:32 PM »
It's not my cardio-vascular system that punked out, though. It was my joints. God DAMN it!

Try swimming. It's a lot easier on them.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #358 on: April 03, 2007, 06:44:06 PM »
My hip hurts. I'm going to need a cane before long if this continues. :(

It's my knees, mainly, but I have a couple of old, once broken, toes that started bitchin', too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #359 on: April 03, 2007, 06:49:00 PM »
My hip hurts. I'm going to need a cane before long if this continues. :(

It's my knees, mainly, but I have a couple of old, once broken, toes that started bitchin', too.

Why don't you just heal them? I was aging awhile ago, and decided to reverse the trend. Worked
fine.