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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2007, 03:57:59 PM »
A minute ago I noticed my mouse was wet.  I wondered what it was wet with and realized it was blood.

Eww.

Cleanup.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2007, 04:01:43 PM »
How did you get blood on your mouse?  ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2007, 04:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on February 23, 2007, 04:01:43 PM
How did you get blood on your mouse?  ???

I'd tell you, but then it would be less creepy-sounding.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2007, 04:38:54 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 23, 2007, 04:31:43 PM
Quote from: Litigious on February 23, 2007, 04:01:43 PM
How did you get blood on your mouse?  ???

I'd tell you, but then it would be less creepy-sounding.

I guess it's your nose bleeding or something, then.  ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2007, 04:51:05 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on February 23, 2007, 04:38:54 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 23, 2007, 04:31:43 PM
Quote from: Litigious on February 23, 2007, 04:01:43 PM
How did you get blood on your mouse?  ???

I'd tell you, but then it would be less creepy-sounding.

I guess it's your nose bleeding or something, then.  ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2007, 05:14:53 PM »
This thread. :LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2007, 05:52:30 PM »
You guys came up with much more entertaining theories than the dull truth that when I'm stressed, I bite my cuticles.  And I'm very, very stressed right now.  :P  And currently wearing a piece of tissue enshrouded in tape.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2007, 06:16:01 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 23, 2007, 05:52:30 PM
You guys came up with much more entertaining theories than the dull truth that when I'm stressed, I bite my cuticles.  And I'm very, very stressed right now.  :P  And currently wearing a piece of tissue enshrouded in tape.

I bite and/or pick at my cuticles when I am stressed too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2007, 07:12:16 AM »
FUCK!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2007, 07:30:02 AM »
I like the period theory.  But the cuticle one is much more realistic, although I don't destroy my cuticles without knowing it, I actively, intentionally destroy them... nervously.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2007, 12:51:56 PM »

I would be interested in the account of how menstrual blood came to be on a computer mouse, just for giggles.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2007, 12:56:09 PM »
Yeah let Us bitch. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2007, 02:25:25 AM »
Shit! That was a really short nap. Fucking ice is moving around on the roof.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2007, 05:40:52 AM »
Goddamn I;m sllleeeeepy
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2007, 10:16:34 AM »
Entropy sucks.
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