Apparently we're not suppose to call Lesbians "Lesbians" anymore. They now prefer to be called women in comfortable shoes.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
How did you get blood on your mouse?
Quote from: Litigious on February 23, 2007, 04:01:43 PMHow did you get blood on your mouse? I'd tell you, but then it would be less creepy-sounding.
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 23, 2007, 04:31:43 PMQuote from: Litigious on February 23, 2007, 04:01:43 PMHow did you get blood on your mouse? I'd tell you, but then it would be less creepy-sounding.I guess it's your nose bleeding or something, then.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
You guys came up with much more entertaining theories than the dull truth that when I'm stressed, I bite my cuticles. And I'm very, very stressed right now. And currently wearing a piece of tissue enshrouded in tape.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.