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Offline DirtDawg

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Just one quick bitch ...
« on: February 20, 2007, 12:55:42 PM »
Not a whole page of wimpering about the last eight jobs you fucked up or the possibility that you will never get laid, again.

No long drawn out histories of how your mother wanted you to keep your room spotless while she was fucking the neighborhood.

This is the same as "Post what are you thinking...", except that it should be about an annoyance or how you are going to prevent one.

... and try to make it funny or at least interesting.




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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2007, 12:59:25 PM »

I'll try one.

I'm going to spike my little dog (American football reference) the next time I reach to pet him and plow my hand through another puddle of shit stuck to his lip from his most recently practiced deviant fascination with the back-alley paw-through bistro.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2007, 01:09:15 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 20, 2007, 12:59:25 PM

I'll try one.

I'm going to spike my little dog (American football reference) the next time I reach to pet him and plow my hand through another puddle of shit stuck to his lip from his most recently practiced deviant fascination with the back-alley paw-through bistro.

I got one. Why the hell did I have to be eating a burrito when I read the above post?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2007, 09:48:42 PM »
people irritate....
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 03:34:46 AM »
I hate musicals. >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 08:23:19 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2007, 03:34:46 AM
I hate musicals. >:(

Ditto, with one or two exceptions of the culty variety. But not as much as I hate over the top 'British' films. Especially if that soppy twunt Hugh Grant is in them.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 08:46:44 AM »

What an embarrassment Hugh Grant is ... to all of us. I hope no aliens are watching and assessing our intelligence, right now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2007, 08:51:51 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2007, 03:34:46 AM
I hate musicals. >:(

I would also agree with this, except for a few classics, featuring extravagance in moviemaking art, and culty ones.

Musicals, live-action, at the theater are in a different class, to me, though. I just love most stage shows.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2007, 12:51:07 PM »
Cunt, cunt, cunt, fucking cunt, cunt, cunt! (I paid up, PI.)

AP report: Music companies targeting colleges
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2007, 12:58:18 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 21, 2007, 12:51:07 PM
Cunt, cunt, cunt, fucking cunt, cunt, cunt! (I paid up, PI.)

AP report: Music companies targeting colleges

Greedy scum-sucking fuckpigs.  :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2007, 03:37:12 PM »
The idiot who decided the Maya software renderer would make a good engine for a feature film ought to at least have the balls to admit he was wrong.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2007, 01:38:27 AM »
I hate the Swedish roads. They're like a mule path compared with the Autobahn.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 05:29:01 AM »
I gotta go to class in 3 hours.... ugh.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 01:25:29 AM »
Fuckingbitchcuntslutwhore!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2007, 06:17:53 AM »
* duncvis takes Scrap out with tranquillizer dart gun
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