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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9615 on: August 24, 2009, 05:02:36 AM »
that sucks hyke, dont get me started on bureaucrats.
youve gotta light a fire under their asses

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9616 on: August 24, 2009, 02:12:15 PM »
My eyes itch.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9617 on: August 25, 2009, 07:39:15 AM »
In the last two weeks I have had the flu, chipped a front tooth and broken a rib.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9618 on: August 25, 2009, 09:44:09 AM »
:( :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9619 on: August 27, 2009, 07:02:07 AM »
Thanks odeon. It is mostly GA's fault! He was coming into the computer room while I was going out, we shoved each other a bit. He fell onto his back and I fell onto his very solid knee and the edge of the computer desk. My tooth is fine, I went to the dentist and got a cap on it (GA rung dentists and booked the appointment and everything so that was a lot of stress eased).  My rib is still pretty painful, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9620 on: August 27, 2009, 07:11:14 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on August 27, 2009, 07:02:07 AM
Thanks odeon. It is mostly GA's fault! He was coming into the computer room while I was going out, we shoved each other a bit. He fell onto his back and I fell onto his very solid knee and the edge of the computer desk. My tooth is fine, I went to the dentist and got a cap on it (GA rung dentists and booked the appointment and everything so that was a lot of stress eased).  My rib is still pretty painful, though.
...in anger?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9621 on: August 27, 2009, 07:57:02 AM »
No, not anger. Was kind of scary that I was so easily injured, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9622 on: August 27, 2009, 07:59:37 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on August 27, 2009, 07:57:02 AM
No, not anger. Was kind of scary that I was so easily injured, though.

If that's the case, might be a good idea to get a blood test to make sure it's nothing more serious. I think on the lines that if you're too easily injured over small incidences, there could be a medical reason for it like a vitamin or mineral deficiency. Could be nothing and you just landed awkwardly too, but still.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9623 on: August 28, 2009, 04:28:21 AM »
I did land very awkwardly. Awkward is what I do. :P I am at risk for osteoporosis, I found out last year. So I am taking calcium supplements now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9624 on: August 28, 2009, 04:29:41 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on August 28, 2009, 04:28:21 AM
I did land very awkwardly. Awkward is what I do. :P I am at risk for osteoporosis, I found out last year. So I am taking calcium supplements now.

Oh okay, that's good to hear. :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9625 on: August 28, 2009, 04:34:27 AM »
It feels strange that there are all these things happening to me that tell me I am getting older but in my mind I still feel 12 years old.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9626 on: August 28, 2009, 04:36:38 AM »
I have the same feeling, except I feel like I'm 15 in my mind.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9627 on: August 28, 2009, 05:34:11 AM »
im about 17-18
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9628 on: August 28, 2009, 07:41:06 AM »
Moral of Taylor Swift's "Love Story," from which the young women of America are likely garnering some of their values and ideals, judging by the target audience and the airplay it gets:  "If a guy starts getting flaky because your *family* gives him crap and cuts off all contact so you think he not only doesn't love you but is probably about to dump you, hope he's been secretly sucking up to your family and buying an engagement ring instead, because if that's what's been going on, he's clearly a keeper."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9629 on: August 28, 2009, 07:42:41 AM »
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