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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8925 on: June 18, 2009, 05:08:09 PM »
She's obviously a dirty old woman if she thinks big bananas is about anything other than fruit  :indeed:

She hasn't yet realised that FarmerJim is also a troll though

She IS a dirty old woman. She was hitting on me and stuff and asked if I was into older women. :lol:

What was your answer?  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8926 on: June 18, 2009, 05:22:26 PM »
She's obviously a dirty old woman if she thinks big bananas is about anything other than fruit  :indeed:

She hasn't yet realised that FarmerJim is also a troll though

She IS a dirty old woman. She was hitting on me and stuff and asked if I was into older women. :lol:

What was your answer?  :zoinks:
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I asked her if she had a lot of money and she never answered me.  :lol:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8927 on: June 18, 2009, 05:53:50 PM »
She was moaning about how it's against the rules to misquote someone (as in taking the piss out of what they wrote by changing it), so I quoted her but changed her quote tomake it look like she was flirting with me.

She replied that she was flattered, but her heart was taken by someone who plays by the rules. Then she proceded to explain to everyone how I had just demonstrated a perfect example of rule-breaking, pointing out exactly what I had done (as if it wasn't obvious) like she was talking to a bunch of 3 year olds  :lol:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8928 on: June 18, 2009, 05:54:34 PM »
She also said my chat-up lines were cheesy.  :thumbdn:


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8929 on: June 18, 2009, 06:02:45 PM »
She also said my chat-up lines were cheesy.  :thumbdn:


Sucks when someone you don't like notices a weak spot doesn't it?  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8930 on: June 18, 2009, 06:04:02 PM »
Hey don't you insult my skills with teh ladiez  :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8931 on: June 18, 2009, 06:31:11 PM »
Hey don't you insult my skills with teh ladiez  :P

Wierd how she was hitting on me. Maybe she has a thing for young soldiers.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8932 on: June 18, 2009, 06:34:38 PM »
Hey don't you insult my skills with teh ladiez  :P

Wierd how she was hitting on me. Maybe she has a thing for young soldiers.
She wants to shine your soldiers helmet.  :hahaha:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8933 on: June 18, 2009, 06:36:54 PM »
Hey don't you insult my skills with teh ladiez  :P

Wierd how she was hitting on me. Maybe she has a thing for young soldiers.
She wants to shine your soldiers helmet.  :hahaha:

She seemed to lose intrest when I asked about money though hahahaha!  :pwned:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8934 on: June 18, 2009, 06:47:18 PM »
Hey don't you insult my skills with teh ladiez  :P

Wierd how she was hitting on me. Maybe she has a thing for young soldiers.
She wants to shine your soldiers helmet.  :hahaha:

She seemed to lose intrest when I asked about money though hahahaha!  :pwned:
Word Rage! If you hadn't of stood by your principles you wouldn't be much of a man. Did you offer her the AARP Discount?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8935 on: June 18, 2009, 06:49:50 PM »
Hey don't you insult my skills with teh ladiez  :P

Wierd how she was hitting on me. Maybe she has a thing for young soldiers.
She wants to shine your soldiers helmet.  :hahaha:

She seemed to lose intrest when I asked about money though hahahaha!  :pwned:
Word Rage! If you hadn't of stood by your principles you wouldn't be much of a man. Did you offer her the AARP Discount?

Oh my god dude. I just fell out of my chair. Lmfaorofl.

And no I er.. "forgot" to offer a discount. I mean she is like all old and stuff. Like fifties or something? Yeah. I'm gonna need some money to fuck her then.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8936 on: June 18, 2009, 06:52:57 PM »
Good point. :indeed:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8937 on: June 18, 2009, 09:17:10 PM »

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8938 on: June 18, 2009, 10:12:25 PM »
Hey don't you insult my skills with teh ladiez  :P

Wierd how she was hitting on me. Maybe she has a thing for young soldiers.
She wants to shine your soldiers helmet.  :hahaha:

She seemed to lose intrest when I asked about money though hahahaha!  :pwned:
Word Rage! If you hadn't of stood by your principles you wouldn't be much of a man. Did you offer her the AARP Discount?

Oh my god dude. I just fell out of my chair. Lmfaorofl.

And no I er.. "forgot" to offer a discount. I mean she is like all old and stuff. Like fifties or something? Yeah. I'm gonna need some money to fuck her then.

We're going to have to pass around the collection plate for you.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8939 on: June 19, 2009, 01:40:40 AM »
Hey don't you insult my skills with teh ladiez  :P

Wierd how she was hitting on me. Maybe she has a thing for young soldiers.
She wants to shine your soldiers helmet.  :hahaha:

She seemed to lose intrest when I asked about money though hahahaha!  :pwned:
Word Rage! If you hadn't of stood by your principles you wouldn't be much of a man. Did you offer her the AARP Discount?

Oh my god dude. I just fell out of my chair. Lmfaorofl.

And no I er.. "forgot" to offer a discount. I mean she is like all old and stuff. Like fifties or something? Yeah. I'm gonna need some money to fuck her then.



I'm a cool old lady  :zoinks: