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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8280 on: April 08, 2009, 03:18:27 PM »


HOW the fuck is it that anyone past the age of four-ish can not read simple English instructions!!!

Because they don't care and don't bother.  That has always been a bitch anywhere I have worked


...   so, those people do NOT deserve to have a job with people who are trying to make money using the simple desires of our customers.

Our customers want shit that works and they only come to our store because WE SUPPOSEDLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE DOING!!!

Why the fuck else would a customer pay more, except to find better council or products or advice? Our fucking DVDs are the same as Walmart's, but we claim to have a more informed staff. We can not keep going with this ruse if these fucking idiots who can NOT read directions are running our company.

If only all employees were like this what would the world be like?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8281 on: April 08, 2009, 03:40:04 PM »


HOW the fuck is it that anyone past the age of four-ish can not read simple English instructions!!!

Because they don't care and don't bother.  That has always been a bitch anywhere I have worked


...   so, those people do NOT deserve to have a job with people who are trying to make money using the simple desires of our customers.

Our customers want shit that works and they only come to our store because WE SUPPOSEDLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE DOING!!!

Why the fuck else would a customer pay more, except to find better council or products or advice? Our fucking DVDs are the same as Walmart's, but we claim to have a more informed staff. We can not keep going with this ruse if these fucking idiots who can NOT read directions are running our company.

If only all employees were like this what would the world be like?

Do you mean considering, or NOT, the fact that I was ready to shoot a few of those ignorant, illiterate employees, today?


I'm really just glad I caught the error before more faulty disks were sold and our entire supply of replacements was sent back to Fox. (It was Fox Studios who fucked up, thus creating this problem)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8282 on: April 08, 2009, 10:44:13 PM »
Couldn't sleep last night, so I'm probably going to have a slightly crappy day now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8283 on: April 08, 2009, 11:11:02 PM »
 :agreed: i totally agree, i think deep fried turkey's are good

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8284 on: April 08, 2009, 11:17:34 PM »
:agreed: i totally agree, i think deep fried turkey's are good

Are they?

I have never had one before.  Do you cook them outside in some sort of cooker or on top of a stove?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8285 on: April 08, 2009, 11:28:28 PM »
:agreed: i totally agree, i think deep fried turkey's are good

Are they?

I have never had one before.  Do you cook them outside in some sort of cooker or on top of a stove?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8286 on: April 09, 2009, 06:46:53 AM »
My bitch is I sprained my ankle Monday when I fell off the bus.  It hurts.
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*Your friend may not have known it would upset you.  God only knows what they were thinking to say something like that.  They may have been challenging you, but they may have actually thought they were giving you a compliment.  (Yes, yes people CAN be that stupid!)
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Our friendship is ok but I will still be thinking about what happened for a while. Thanks all. :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8287 on: April 09, 2009, 07:41:04 PM »
i got aids from letting a big black guy fuck me in the ass and blow his load in my ass

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8288 on: April 10, 2009, 03:10:49 AM »
So you're a temporary annoyance, then?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8289 on: April 10, 2009, 04:29:08 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8290 on: April 10, 2009, 06:35:38 AM »
Ha ha! Yesterday I got Red Sox tickets for DC, including for my sister's birthday!

My bitch is that digital broadcasts cause an increased amount of signal screw ups! Quite annoying!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8291 on: April 10, 2009, 11:45:58 AM »
I just reemed some guy at the Conveniencw Center. He had a truckload of flattened cardboard and was dumping it ino the landfill! You have to drive past the cardboard recycling bin to get to the landfill and they have giant signs about not filling the landfill up with cardboard! What a lazy fucktard!!!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8292 on: April 10, 2009, 02:34:45 PM »
:agreed: i totally agree, i think deep fried turkey's are good

Are they?

I have never had one before.  Do you cook them outside in some sort of cooker or on top of a stove?

I made one in a trash can a few years ago. It was really good!  (I bought a new trash can for this duty, of course.)

I built a large fire outside and when it was ready I laid bricks down (the kind with holes in them) over about four inches of coals and placed a left over gridwork from an old oven over it to level the trashcan. It is fun! There is SO MUCH fucking water infused into a prepared turkey, that the hot oil instantly boils over with the escaping water and flares up from the coals (DANGER!!).

It must be completely submerged in oil, though, because it really cooks fast this way. Even though the trash can is only half full of oil, it still boils over, so be ready to step back.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8293 on: April 10, 2009, 02:37:12 PM »
Spent over $1100 on fixing the truck today
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8294 on: April 10, 2009, 04:21:16 PM »
Need to change oil in 3 mowers and 2 vehicles, get up on a ladder & fix my porchlight, plus a ton off other shit that is just piling up.

Allergies are kicking my ass, all the running around for mom & the neighbor isn't helping.  :yawn:

Someone pass me the wine.