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Offline SleepyDragon

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8130 on: March 20, 2009, 06:22:21 PM »
Quote from: parts on March 18, 2009, 07:40:14 PM
My foster son got suspended for playing hacky sac in the hall with just 5 minutes to the end of the day for two days

Hmph, way to overreact, there, teachers!

Trying to imagine what I would have done if it had been one of my children.

1. Gone to the school and raised merry hell with the powers-that-be.
2. Privately taken my son to one side and given him an ear-scorching lecture.
3. Taken him out to Maccas for breakfast anyway.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8131 on: March 20, 2009, 09:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 20, 2009, 05:30:08 PM
Quote from: Eclair on March 20, 2009, 08:07:47 AM
I'm getting old and need glasses to use the comp!!

I read  this as...

Quote from: Pyraxis on February 11, 2009, 06:42:02 PM
It can be nurtured, though. Like I said somewhere a couple weeks ago, I make a slutty gardener, but I'm trying to learn.

 :asthing:

 :laugh: Projection, perhaps?

 :lol: Very clever...yes, you are probably correct...nothing like getting down and dirty in the outdoors....or a mud wrestle or two  ;)  :plus:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8132 on: March 21, 2009, 01:14:54 AM »
I had an awful night last night. I kept hearing the radio or something playing, bits of songs all the time. But there was no radio. Then I got a migraine and some sort of fever where I eneded up drenched in sweat and had to have a shower. Then I was sick from the migraine. This was all in the space of about two hours. Then it took me a long time to go to sleep because the imaginary radio was playing so loud.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8133 on: March 21, 2009, 01:33:15 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 21, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
I had an awful night last night. I kept hearing the radio or something playing, bits of songs all the time. But there was no radio. Then I got a migraine and some sort of fever where I eneded up drenched in sweat and had to have a shower. Then I was sick from the migraine. This was all in the space of about two hours. Then it took me a long time to go to sleep because the imaginary radio was playing so loud.

Simple solution, turn a real radio on so you can't hear the imaginary one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8134 on: March 21, 2009, 04:19:58 PM »

That will probably work, but since I almost NEVER turn off my music, I am not the best person to comment about "just turning some on for a while."
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8135 on: March 21, 2009, 04:29:34 PM »

I am such a fucking idiot!!

I made red meat and both my kids ate rare (seriously half raw!), red meat like wild starving cave"people"  (they've done this several times before - we all love bloody red meat) along with a baked potato and some veggies. I know they had to be close to "stuffed,"  but I had also made tapioca pudding.  I had some fancy (Girl Scout) macaroons to crumble up under the pudding and some  (shitty, spray)  "whipped" cream and hot caramel to drizzle as a topping.

My son was eating everything and hesitated at the dessert. I (in an effort to appeal to a ten year old MALE child) told him it was made out of frog eyes and if he looks closely he can Just make them out and he can feel them "because they are squishy."   Well he gobbled it down, but my daughter, who had eaten an entire eight ounce, rare steak by herself(!!) began to cry for all the little froggies who had to give up their eyes for us to have a dessert.


I am such a fucking idiot!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8136 on: March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM »
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8137 on: March 22, 2009, 08:21:54 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.
That is called a libido.   Get a rabbit pearl since you aren't that into meaningless random hookups (high STD risk).
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8138 on: March 23, 2009, 06:07:23 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on March 22, 2009, 08:21:54 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.
That is called a libido.   Get a rabbit pearl since you aren't that into meaningless random hookups (high STD risk).
I have vibrators, I just miss having a human being to do the job for me.  Damn my practicality about my own health and safety!!!
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8139 on: March 23, 2009, 07:00:40 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Aren't you glad you're not ugly, THEN what would you do!... :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8140 on: March 23, 2009, 07:03:57 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Maybe you need another woman to complete you? Or complete some I2 members wet dreams.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8141 on: March 23, 2009, 07:28:20 AM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on March 23, 2009, 07:00:40 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.
Aren't you glad you're not ugly, THEN what would you do!... :thumbup:
The same thing as I am now.  Be single and frustrated.  :P
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8142 on: March 23, 2009, 07:30:35 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 23, 2009, 07:03:57 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Maybe you need another woman to complete you? Or complete some I2 members wet dreams.  :evillaugh:
Eh.  I need more free time so I can start actively looking again, or I need someone to build me a sexbot.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8143 on: March 23, 2009, 10:24:27 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 23, 2009, 07:30:35 AM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 23, 2009, 07:03:57 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Maybe you need another woman to complete you? Or complete some I2 members wet dreams.  :evillaugh:
Eh.  I need more free time so I can start actively looking again, or I need someone to build me a sexbot.

I saw a video for some version of these. All the girl has to do is lay there with her legs spread. These things could make us men useless someday.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8144 on: March 23, 2009, 10:38:34 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on March 23, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 23, 2009, 07:30:35 AM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 23, 2009, 07:03:57 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Maybe you need another woman to complete you? Or complete some I2 members wet dreams.  :evillaugh:
Eh.  I need more free time so I can start actively looking again, or I need someone to build me a sexbot.

I saw a video for some version of these. All the girl has to do is lay there with her legs spread. These things could make us men useless someday.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.!!!        Someone's gotta pay the bills..
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