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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7965 on: February 27, 2009, 08:48:55 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 26, 2009, 08:02:43 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 26, 2009, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2009, 07:29:48 PM
*insert lame blowjob joke here*
A lame blowjob is better than no blowjob at all.
How would you know?
I'm omniscient.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7966 on: February 27, 2009, 10:55:19 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 26, 2009, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2009, 07:29:48 PM
*insert lame blowjob joke here*
A lame blowjob is better than no blowjob at all.

QFT but still lame. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7967 on: February 27, 2009, 02:17:15 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 27, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 26, 2009, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2009, 07:29:48 PM
*insert lame blowjob joke here*
A lame blowjob is better than no blowjob at all.

QFT but still lame. :laugh:

As long as she doesn't have braces :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7968 on: February 27, 2009, 03:41:18 PM »
Quote from: parts on February 27, 2009, 02:17:15 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 27, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 26, 2009, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2009, 07:29:48 PM
*insert lame blowjob joke here*
A lame blowjob is better than no blowjob at all.

QFT but still lame. :laugh:

As long as she doesn't have braces :o

...will not result in "lame" but in "limp"

ouch :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7969 on: February 27, 2009, 10:04:03 PM »
Pissed off with myself, my job, my partner, and did I mention myself?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7970 on: February 28, 2009, 05:59:27 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 27, 2009, 10:04:03 PM
Pissed off with myself, my job, my partner, and did I mention myself?
I think you may have, yes.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7971 on: March 01, 2009, 06:06:25 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 27, 2009, 10:04:03 PM
Pissed off with myself, my job, my partner, and did I mention myself?

Only in passing. Tell me why.


... or not.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7972 on: March 01, 2009, 06:57:22 PM »
life
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7973 on: March 01, 2009, 07:41:35 PM »
Lord, for those who hate us most, turn their hearts to love us more so that we may know them by their great humanity, but those whose hearts will not turn, then turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7974 on: March 02, 2009, 09:48:39 AM »
:LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7975 on: March 02, 2009, 01:36:47 PM »
Stuck in the house with teenagers and lots of fucking drama   Break ups crying yelling wish they'd all go away
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7976 on: March 02, 2009, 01:38:35 PM »
Oh god. I would just be laughing in their faces.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7977 on: March 02, 2009, 04:54:02 PM »
They'd be laughing in yours, mate.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7978 on: March 02, 2009, 04:55:55 PM »
I hid in my workshop
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7979 on: March 02, 2009, 04:58:35 PM »
I just realised that I have at least six years of that ahead of me. :o
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