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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7935 on: February 26, 2009, 07:11:03 PM »
I don't bite my molars because I really don't want to grind down my teeth, but I end up clenching my jaw muscles and giving myself earaches instead.

I don't want to grind down my molars either, but ...  (actually, my molars are in great shape - it is my lower fronts that are loosening up and will likely fail first - I've already had a four-quadrant gingivectomy and I have my teeth cleaned every three months, but there is always a build-up below the gumline at my lower fronts)

It's not a matter of "want to"  or not. It is an unconscious response to stress and sometimes it apparently happens in my sleep.

The alligatorclamping thing actually hurts like hell and often awakens me with a bleeding tongue or a chomped inner cheek. It is not a choice I make. It is an involuntary response.


« Last Edit: February 26, 2009, 07:25:26 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7936 on: February 26, 2009, 07:14:47 PM »
Try one of those mouth guards my wife can't sleep with it on but maybe you can
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7937 on: February 26, 2009, 07:26:09 PM »
Try one of those mouth guards my wife can't sleep with it on but maybe you can

They don't work. I just spit them out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7938 on: February 26, 2009, 07:29:48 PM »
*insert lame blowjob joke here*

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7939 on: February 26, 2009, 07:55:29 PM »
*insert lame blowjob joke here*
A lame blowjob is better than no blowjob at all.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7940 on: February 26, 2009, 08:02:06 PM »
Try one of those mouth guards my wife can't sleep with it on but maybe you can

They don't work. I just spit them out.
Yeah, the mouth guard thing doesn't work for me either.   It seems to cause me to salivate more than normal also.   I am pretty sure that I grind my teeth as well.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7941 on: February 26, 2009, 08:02:43 PM »
*insert lame blowjob joke here*
A lame blowjob is better than no blowjob at all.
How would you know?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7942 on: February 26, 2009, 08:09:18 PM »
*insert lame blowjob joke here*
A lame blowjob is better than no blowjob at all.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7943 on: February 26, 2009, 08:27:10 PM »
I don't bite my molars because I really don't want to grind down my teeth, but I end up clenching my jaw muscles and giving myself earaches instead.

I don't want to grind down my molars either, but ...  (actually, my molars are in great shape - it is my lower fronts that are loosening up and will likely fail first - I've already had a four-quadrant gingivectomy and I have my teeth cleaned every three months, but there is always a build-up below the gumline at my lower fronts)

It's not a matter of "want to"  or not. It is an unconscious response to stress and sometimes it apparently happens in my sleep.

The alligatorclamping thing actually hurts like hell and often awakens me with a bleeding tongue or a chomped inner cheek. It is not a choice I make. It is an involuntary response.




That sounds painful.

Do you use an electric toothbrush or a regular one?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7944 on: February 26, 2009, 08:34:25 PM »
They must work for someone I'd never sleepwith one on but they sell a lot of them
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7945 on: February 26, 2009, 08:37:52 PM »
It's not a matter of "want to"  or not. It is an unconscious response to stress and sometimes it apparently happens in my sleep.

Yeah. Unconscious responses suck.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7946 on: February 26, 2009, 09:10:50 PM »
I don't bite my molars because I really don't want to grind down my teeth, but I end up clenching my jaw muscles and giving myself earaches instead.

I don't want to grind down my molars either, but ...  (actually, my molars are in great shape - it is my lower fronts that are loosening up and will likely fail first - I've already had a four-quadrant gingivectomy and I have my teeth cleaned every three months, but there is always a build-up below the gumline at my lower fronts)

It's not a matter of "want to"  or not. It is an unconscious response to stress and sometimes it apparently happens in my sleep.

The alligatorclamping thing actually hurts like hell and often awakens me with a bleeding tongue or a chomped inner cheek. It is not a choice I make. It is an involuntary response.




That sounds painful.

Do you use an electric toothbrush or a regular one?

Both and a Waterpic and floss and an electric ultrasonic flosser and special nylon toothpicks and little gum brushes that fit between my teeth at the gumline.
 :asthing:

I don't want to ever have my gums peeled back and my jawbones and the roots of my teeth scraped again.


Take care of your teeth people, BEFORE you develop any kind of periodontal illnesses.
The really bad thing was that the condition of my gums was affecting my entire immune system, before I discovered what was wrong.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2009, 09:21:34 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7947 on: February 27, 2009, 03:37:02 AM »
Try one of those mouth guards my wife can't sleep with it on but maybe you can

It's very hard to get used to them. I've had three. And they cost like 2000 kronor now, I think. We must pay our beloved politicians and Muslims.  :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7948 on: February 27, 2009, 03:46:39 AM »
My two lost molars (one in the left upper jaw and the other in the right lower) has partly to do with the fact that I had a stupid cow as a dentist in the 1980s. She was about to make new fillings, becuase the old ones had broken, and since I (14 at the time) had read about the dangers about mercury, I demanded to have composite fillings. She did a sloppy job. Bitch.

But I was right, as I usually am. Now, almost 25 years later, mercury is about to be banned completely in Europe.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7949 on: February 27, 2009, 04:58:07 AM »
I don't bite my molars because I really don't want to grind down my teeth, but I end up clenching my jaw muscles and giving myself earaches instead.

I don't want to grind down my molars either, but ...  (actually, my molars are in great shape - it is my lower fronts that are loosening up and will likely fail first - I've already had a four-quadrant gingivectomy and I have my teeth cleaned every three months, but there is always a build-up below the gumline at my lower fronts)

It's not a matter of "want to"  or not. It is an unconscious response to stress and sometimes it apparently happens in my sleep.

The alligatorclamping thing actually hurts like hell and often awakens me with a bleeding tongue or a chomped inner cheek. It is not a choice I make. It is an involuntary response.




That sounds painful.

Do you use an electric toothbrush or a regular one?

Both and a Waterpic and floss and an electric ultrasonic flosser and special nylon toothpicks and little gum brushes that fit between my teeth at the gumline.
 :asthing:

I don't want to ever have my gums peeled back and my jawbones and the roots of my teeth scraped again.


Take care of your teeth people, BEFORE you develop any kind of periodontal illnesses.
The really bad thing was that the condition of my gums was affecting my entire immune system, before I discovered what was wrong.

Wow, that's impressive how well you take care of your teeth and gums now.

I use an electric toothbrush and I use ordinary floss almost every day.  I know I should floss every day but occasionally I forget to do it. 

I have one of those little gum brushes, but it only fits between two of my back teeth and it's a very tight fit there, so I don't use it very often.

I was wondering if you had some problem with your immune system that caused the gum problems in the first place.