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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7485 on: December 16, 2008, 12:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on December 13, 2008, 06:01:17 PM
My husband is a very good navigator, but there are very bad navigators who are men and very good ones who are women, so it's just not a male / female thing, IMO.

I navigate by landmarks, but if an area is unfamiliar I can drive around for a long time to find my way unless I stop and ask for directions.

My husband apparently has a compass in his brain, so he navigates by knowing what direction to travel and he can find his way in an unfamiliar place without directions.

Fortunately for me, GPS navigation devices have become much less expensive.

Me too! I've driven all over Europe, not being able to read signs, and still made my way around easily.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7486 on: December 16, 2008, 02:50:22 PM »
500 pages of bitches that's some fucking bitchy people :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7487 on: December 16, 2008, 03:55:19 PM »


... and some of the bitches weren't all that quick, either!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7488 on: December 16, 2008, 06:44:19 PM »
...you managed to catch some of them?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7489 on: December 16, 2008, 07:34:15 PM »
My bitch is moderately quick.  She was running around the streets chasing foxes tonight, and we both have about the same speed on a sprint, though she has better acceleration and agility and I have better endurance.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7490 on: December 16, 2008, 09:35:41 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 16, 2008, 07:34:15 PM
My bitch is moderately quick.  She was running around the streets chasing foxes tonight, and we both have about the same speed on a sprint, though she has better acceleration and agility and I have better endurance.
Shame rahs could not be the same way...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7491 on: December 17, 2008, 12:25:56 PM »
 ??? the work server wont let me in here, but the one at the hospital, where we also work, does. at least the public wireless does. Go figure.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7492 on: December 17, 2008, 02:53:56 PM »
Are we blocked? :zoinks:

My head is killing me.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7493 on: December 17, 2008, 02:56:25 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:53:56 PM
Are we blocked? :zoinks:

My head is killing me.  >:(

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kill it back!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7494 on: December 17, 2008, 03:03:01 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on December 17, 2008, 02:56:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:53:56 PM
Are we blocked? :zoinks:

My head is killing me.  >:(

/imagines the O Meister's head holding a knife, stabbing him.

kill it back!

:hug:

:yikes:

Er, thanks, I think...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7495 on: December 17, 2008, 03:04:19 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7496 on: December 21, 2008, 04:16:02 AM »
Changes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7497 on: December 21, 2008, 10:28:28 AM »
I've got some dental floss stuck in between some molars right at the back of my mouth that I haven't been able to dislodge. 
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7498 on: December 21, 2008, 11:42:38 AM »
 :grrr: razor bumps. again.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7499 on: December 21, 2008, 12:05:40 PM »
Congested again
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