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Refine in one hand, shit in the other and let's see which one fills more quickly.
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 11, 2008, 04:35:59 PMRefine in one hand, shit in the other and let's see which one fills more quickly.the way i'm shitting today, it'll just run straight through, so no contest. how's that for refinement?i blame my first attempt at pickled onions - fucking gorgeous!
Quote from: odeon on December 11, 2008, 03:29:53 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on December 11, 2008, 07:54:06 AMQuote from: odeon on December 10, 2008, 02:47:17 AMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 05:05:36 PMQuote from: odeon on December 09, 2008, 03:21:04 PMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 01:08:59 PMEvery time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.Turn off JavaScript in your preferences and see if some script is causing your problems.Grr, it's stopped doing it for the moment. I think it's to do with the really irritating flash ads that float on top of the pages sometimes and make it impossible to click on certain links. I'll try disabling javascript the next time it happens.Maybe your flashblock thing isn't as good as it should be?! Have you tried using the NoScript add-on instead?Ahh! Gotta love NoScript.It's the best, as far as I know. It's not necessarily for the casual user, though.you mean you need to dress formally to use it?
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on December 11, 2008, 07:54:06 AMQuote from: odeon on December 10, 2008, 02:47:17 AMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 05:05:36 PMQuote from: odeon on December 09, 2008, 03:21:04 PMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 01:08:59 PMEvery time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.Turn off JavaScript in your preferences and see if some script is causing your problems.Grr, it's stopped doing it for the moment. I think it's to do with the really irritating flash ads that float on top of the pages sometimes and make it impossible to click on certain links. I'll try disabling javascript the next time it happens.Maybe your flashblock thing isn't as good as it should be?! Have you tried using the NoScript add-on instead?Ahh! Gotta love NoScript.It's the best, as far as I know. It's not necessarily for the casual user, though.
Quote from: odeon on December 10, 2008, 02:47:17 AMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 05:05:36 PMQuote from: odeon on December 09, 2008, 03:21:04 PMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 01:08:59 PMEvery time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.Turn off JavaScript in your preferences and see if some script is causing your problems.Grr, it's stopped doing it for the moment. I think it's to do with the really irritating flash ads that float on top of the pages sometimes and make it impossible to click on certain links. I'll try disabling javascript the next time it happens.Maybe your flashblock thing isn't as good as it should be?! Have you tried using the NoScript add-on instead?Ahh! Gotta love NoScript.
Quote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 05:05:36 PMQuote from: odeon on December 09, 2008, 03:21:04 PMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 01:08:59 PMEvery time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.Turn off JavaScript in your preferences and see if some script is causing your problems.Grr, it's stopped doing it for the moment. I think it's to do with the really irritating flash ads that float on top of the pages sometimes and make it impossible to click on certain links. I'll try disabling javascript the next time it happens.Maybe your flashblock thing isn't as good as it should be?! Have you tried using the NoScript add-on instead?
Quote from: odeon on December 09, 2008, 03:21:04 PMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 01:08:59 PMEvery time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.Turn off JavaScript in your preferences and see if some script is causing your problems.Grr, it's stopped doing it for the moment. I think it's to do with the really irritating flash ads that float on top of the pages sometimes and make it impossible to click on certain links. I'll try disabling javascript the next time it happens.
Quote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 01:08:59 PMEvery time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.Turn off JavaScript in your preferences and see if some script is causing your problems.
Every time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.
Quote from: Lucifer on December 11, 2008, 04:06:27 PMQuote from: odeon on December 11, 2008, 03:29:53 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on December 11, 2008, 07:54:06 AMQuote from: odeon on December 10, 2008, 02:47:17 AMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 05:05:36 PMQuote from: odeon on December 09, 2008, 03:21:04 PMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 01:08:59 PMEvery time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.Turn off JavaScript in your preferences and see if some script is causing your problems.Grr, it's stopped doing it for the moment. I think it's to do with the really irritating flash ads that float on top of the pages sometimes and make it impossible to click on certain links. I'll try disabling javascript the next time it happens.Maybe your flashblock thing isn't as good as it should be?! Have you tried using the NoScript add-on instead?Ahh! Gotta love NoScript.It's the best, as far as I know. It's not necessarily for the casual user, though.you mean you need to dress formally to use it? It's not a must but it helps.
Quote from: Lucifer on December 11, 2008, 04:53:33 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on December 11, 2008, 04:35:59 PMRefine in one hand, shit in the other and let's see which one fills more quickly.the way i'm shitting today, it'll just run straight through, so no contest. how's that for refinement?i blame my first attempt at pickled onions - fucking gorgeous!Not bad at all, but I think we're tied.I demand a re-match.
Quote from: odeon on December 12, 2008, 01:37:03 AMQuote from: Lucifer on December 11, 2008, 04:06:27 PMQuote from: odeon on December 11, 2008, 03:29:53 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on December 11, 2008, 07:54:06 AMQuote from: odeon on December 10, 2008, 02:47:17 AMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 05:05:36 PMQuote from: odeon on December 09, 2008, 03:21:04 PMQuote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 01:08:59 PMEvery time I open a http://www.newscientist.com article in Firefox 3.0.4, Firefox's CPU usage shoots up to about 95% and stays there until I close the article, which means I can't keep a newscientist tab open without feeling like I'm browsing through treacle. Is there some way to disable whatever it is on that site that eats up my CPU? Most other sites are fine, and I use flashblock and adblock, but sometimes I find a site that sends my CPU into overdrive and makes everything run like shit for no apparent reason.Turn off JavaScript in your preferences and see if some script is causing your problems.Grr, it's stopped doing it for the moment. I think it's to do with the really irritating flash ads that float on top of the pages sometimes and make it impossible to click on certain links. I'll try disabling javascript the next time it happens.Maybe your flashblock thing isn't as good as it should be?! Have you tried using the NoScript add-on instead?Ahh! Gotta love NoScript.It's the best, as far as I know. It's not necessarily for the casual user, though.you mean you need to dress formally to use it? It's not a must but it helps. Oh shit! I've used it while only wearing underwear at times!
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