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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7185 on: November 17, 2008, 04:22:25 AM »
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It worked like a charm! Thanks! :plus:

glad to help. seems nearly every update does summat like that. :smash:

I can't be arsed today. In general.  >:(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7186 on: November 17, 2008, 07:28:49 PM »

I have ONE annoying whisker that grows straight up from the tip of my nose. It is a pain in the, well the ass, too. I have always kept it pulled out or shaved off, but it always comes back. As annoying as it was when it was red, it is now silver and it catches the light.

FUCK!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7187 on: November 17, 2008, 09:04:00 PM »

I have ONE annoying whisker that grows straight up from the tip of my nose. It is a pain in the, well the ass, too. I have always kept it pulled out or shaved off, but it always comes back. As annoying as it was when it was red, it is now silver and it catches the light.

FUCK!

From the tip or to the tip? Cos I've never heard of whiskers growing on the nose.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7188 on: November 17, 2008, 10:12:43 PM »
FROM the tip. It is lost or gone rogue or something. The bastard grows straight towards the North Star from the end of my nose!

It may not qualify, geographically, as a whisker, but it is very course. I might estimate (I've not actually measured any of my hair, to be quite honest) that it is as course and grows as fast as my beard.  Although, my beard is not as course as some guys' beards, it grows really fast and so does this one misbegotten hair.

I am going to call it a whisker. You can't stop me.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7189 on: November 18, 2008, 02:29:47 AM »
 :police: Stop it IMMEDIATELY!
































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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7190 on: November 18, 2008, 02:47:13 AM »
FROM the tip. It is lost or gone rogue or something. The bastard grows straight towards the North Star from the end of my nose!

It may not qualify, geographically, as a whisker, but it is very course. I might estimate (I've not actually measured any of my hair, to be quite honest) that it is as course and grows as fast as my beard.  Although, my beard is not as course as some guys' beards, it grows really fast and so does this one misbegotten hair.

I am going to call it a whisker. You can't stop me.

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If it looks like a whisker and is in the general area, then I think its a fair bet that you can call it a whisker.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7191 on: November 18, 2008, 07:14:18 AM »
I'm going to have to think of some comment at some point about my mother's youtube vid on having bipolar other than "It made me want to fucking shoot myself, mom."   :-\

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I went with "It was compelling."   :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7192 on: November 18, 2008, 01:10:09 PM »
I'm going to have to think of some comment at some point about my mother's youtube vid on having bipolar other than "It made me want to fucking shoot myself, mom."   :-\

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I went with "It was compelling."   :laugh:

Wow, that was a really good answer.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7193 on: November 18, 2008, 01:34:03 PM »
Screw the Government for requesting my Mother's last retirement payment back, because she passed with four days left in the month. Come and get it you bastards! :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7194 on: November 18, 2008, 05:23:09 PM »
Screw the Government for requesting my Mother's last retirement payment back, because she passed with four days left in the month. Come and get it you bastards! :finger:

I hate to say this, because I know you have been and are still going through a rough time. There is very little that can compare to losing a parent, but... 

If it is a Social Security check, you should prepare yourself for them to come and get it.

The bastards!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7195 on: November 19, 2008, 06:21:55 AM »
itchy
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7196 on: November 19, 2008, 10:00:41 AM »
Ford cars suck! My primary car needs a new alternator, so I am not driving it. My secondary car I hadn't driven in four months, and hadn't started it up in three weeks, so when I went to start it, the battery was weak. So I am driving my Mom's former car, a Ford Taurus, to work this week. I am also borrowing my Father's Ford Ranger to move furniture and stuff around. In addition, I have driven numerous Ford vehicles for jobs and my ex-girlfriend's Father worked at the Ford Plant in Louisville, KY, so her family all drove Fords and I sometimes drove her Ford Escort. So I am saying this with quite a bit of knowledge and experience on the subject. The reason I say they suck, is because their turn signals do not stay activated if the steering wheel is a few degrees off of center. You can be going around a bend and need to turn the opposite direction during that bend and you will turn your turn signal on multiple times as it immediately turns back off. I have never driven any other brand of vehicle, including foreign cars such as BMW, Mercedes Benz, Citron, etc. and ever had a problem. This annoys the fuck out of me, as I use my turn signals all the time. I have worn out and replaced three turn signals in my time, because I use them so much. Rather than safely putting my turn signal on and concentrating on the road, traffic, and surroundings, I keep having to take one hand off the wheel to swipe the turn signal over and over again. I will never buy a Ford. Fuck you Ford! :finger:

Screw the Government for requesting my Mother's last retirement payment back, because she passed with four days left in the month. Come and get it you bastards! :finger:

I hate to say this, because I know you have been and are still going through a rough time. There is very little that can compare to losing a parent, but... 

If it is a Social Security check, you should prepare yourself for them to come and get it.

The bastards!!

She wasn't old enough to collect Social Security. It was her half of my Father's retirement pay from the Navy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7197 on: November 19, 2008, 02:57:34 PM »
Dry eyes :-[
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7198 on: November 19, 2008, 03:33:13 PM »
Dry eyes :-[

There are some excellent eye drops available. I use those a lot, right now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7199 on: November 20, 2008, 07:42:47 AM »
I'm going to have to think of some comment at some point about my mother's youtube vid on having bipolar other than "It made me want to fucking shoot myself, mom."   :-\

 :zombiefuck: :P
I went with "It was compelling."   :laugh:

Wow, that was a really good answer.

 :plus:
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