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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6735 on: September 14, 2008, 12:58:39 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on September 13, 2008, 08:46:13 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 13, 2008, 02:57:55 PM

Responsible dad to autistic daughter:

What do you think you're doing? You know you can't wear your nice princess dress outside playing.


Daughter:

Why not, it's my favorite. You know it is.


Father:

No, go back inside and take it off right now, before you ruin it..


... about three minutes pass and responsible father looks up to see his daughter coming outside in nothing but her panties.


 :clap:

(Way to go, Dad!)

Are you sure that we don't have the same daughter?

That sounds so much like conversations I have had with my daughter, with a similar result.

 :lol:

I know better than to be so non-specific, but I was in a hurry, trying to get a few things done before the rains returned for the third or fourth time.
Neither of them has a sign of modesty.
 :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6736 on: September 14, 2008, 03:07:09 PM »
I need to pee but can't be arsed to go downstairs.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6737 on: September 14, 2008, 03:25:57 PM »
Quote from: The Go-Getter on September 14, 2008, 03:07:09 PM
I need to pee but can't be arsed to go downstairs.

Soph is that you??   ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6738 on: September 14, 2008, 03:57:55 PM »
Quote from: The Go-Getter on September 14, 2008, 03:07:09 PM
I need to pee but can't be arsed to go downstairs.

Get a diaper :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6739 on: September 14, 2008, 03:58:52 PM »
They canceled the flea market today because of bad weather after I spend an hour loading my truck
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6740 on: September 14, 2008, 10:41:09 PM »
Idiots with inappropriate boundaries
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6741 on: September 14, 2008, 10:44:32 PM »
Idiots who can't help themselves.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6742 on: September 14, 2008, 11:09:40 PM »
Idiots.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6743 on: September 14, 2008, 11:14:02 PM »
That it is illegal to kill said idiots.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6744 on: September 14, 2008, 11:22:12 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on September 14, 2008, 11:14:02 PM
That it is illegal to kill said idiots.

Pity the self defence claim doesn't extent to saving your own sanity.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6745 on: September 14, 2008, 11:27:26 PM »
A-fucking-men.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6746 on: September 14, 2008, 11:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on September 14, 2008, 11:22:12 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on September 14, 2008, 11:14:02 PM
That it is illegal to kill said idiots.

Pity the self defence claim doesn't extent to saving your own sanity.

Says who? I'm pretty sure a good defence lawyer could make a case of it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6747 on: September 15, 2008, 12:02:57 AM »
Quote from: Galileo The Hutt on September 14, 2008, 11:29:48 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on September 14, 2008, 11:22:12 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on September 14, 2008, 11:14:02 PM
That it is illegal to kill said idiots.

Pity the self defence claim doesn't extent to saving your own sanity.

Says who? I'm pretty sure a good defence lawyer could make a case of it.

Those things don't come cheap though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6748 on: September 15, 2008, 12:08:56 AM »
True
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6749 on: September 15, 2008, 02:47:30 PM »


GOD DAMN FUCKING COMPUTERS!!


I HATE this shit!


My mom is visiting, my daughter wanted to play, "Foxy Lady"  for her, but my shit could NOT find it in over tem minutes!


I have over eighty thousand songs, at leasty seventeen of which are, "Foxy Lady"










fucking computer peaces of shit!!
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