A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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My free AVG (anti-virus) updates everyday, but lately, the updates require a restart of the computer for them to take effect. If I tell it to wait, then the software pouts and shuts down. I then run without a cyber-condom, until I re-start.No big deal to re-start, but I hate being in the middle of a six or eight hour fractal render when it comes up.
Quote from: Galileo The Hutt on September 12, 2008, 06:56:20 AMI hate restarting my computer, because sometimes it doesn't start properly and something steals focus from the Taskbar, so no more what I try I can't click anything on the Taskbar. Just a stupid "dunt" noise. I can click on the Start Button though... Fat lot of good that does me I rarely use it. Or the Desktop. My Taskbar is my control centre.But there is nothing wrong with Vista, right?
I hate restarting my computer, because sometimes it doesn't start properly and something steals focus from the Taskbar, so no more what I try I can't click anything on the Taskbar. Just a stupid "dunt" noise. I can click on the Start Button though... Fat lot of good that does me I rarely use it. Or the Desktop. My Taskbar is my control centre.
There's a car alarm outside that's bugging me. I can never open my windows on a nice day and air the place out without having to put up with car alarms, lawn mowers, hedge trimmers, hammering and a constant stream of traffic that's all of 10 metres from where I sit. The whole house shakes whenever heavy vehicles pass by too, which is quite frequently.
Quote from: Peter on September 12, 2008, 10:56:13 AMThere's a car alarm outside that's bugging me. I can never open my windows on a nice day and air the place out without having to put up with car alarms, lawn mowers, hedge trimmers, hammering and a constant stream of traffic that's all of 10 metres from where I sit. The whole house shakes whenever heavy vehicles pass by too, which is quite frequently.Try living next to a railway.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: odeon on September 12, 2008, 01:02:00 PMQuote from: Peter on September 12, 2008, 10:56:13 AMThere's a car alarm outside that's bugging me. I can never open my windows on a nice day and air the place out without having to put up with car alarms, lawn mowers, hedge trimmers, hammering and a constant stream of traffic that's all of 10 metres from where I sit. The whole house shakes whenever heavy vehicles pass by too, which is quite frequently.Try living next to a railway. How frequent are the trains? The cars are passing at a rate of about 1 every 10 seconds at the moment, and this is at 20:30. At busy times of the day, there's a more or less constant stream of them, punctuated by the occassional bus or truck.
Quote from: Peter on September 12, 2008, 01:30:58 PMQuote from: odeon on September 12, 2008, 01:02:00 PMQuote from: Peter on September 12, 2008, 10:56:13 AMThere's a car alarm outside that's bugging me. I can never open my windows on a nice day and air the place out without having to put up with car alarms, lawn mowers, hedge trimmers, hammering and a constant stream of traffic that's all of 10 metres from where I sit. The whole house shakes whenever heavy vehicles pass by too, which is quite frequently.Try living next to a railway. How frequent are the trains? The cars are passing at a rate of about 1 every 10 seconds at the moment, and this is at 20:30. At busy times of the day, there's a more or less constant stream of them, punctuated by the occassional bus or truck.There's one every ten or fifteen minutes. The worst are the heavy ones that pass some time after midnight.But I guess you get used to almost everything. There are compensations.
Damn it! One of the kids at 1:45am decided to go to the toilet and throw up from both ends but somehow managed to get none in the actual toilet.So guess who had to clean it up...There is never enough mind bleach.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on September 12, 2008, 08:34:47 PMDamn it! One of the kids at 1:45am decided to go to the toilet and throw up from both ends but somehow managed to get none in the actual toilet.So guess who had to clean it up...There is never enough mind bleach.Next time throw it in the bath with some Bon Ami and leave it to soak.
Yuck! Bet it was red cordial or something. That stuff would be hard to get out, especially if it were shag pile......
Wish this dull headache would fuck off. Since its mostly child-inspired I'm not expecting it to depart until after they bugger off to bed in six hours.