I sprayed Windex in my eye. That shit burns.
It was one of those spray containers that has an OFF setting. I had been using it and my helpful son came by and followed protocol by turning something off that was left on as he has been instructed to do. When I turned it back on, after pumping it a few times, I had built up enough pressure that it went everywhere. I wish the fucking universe would leave my right eye alone, FFS!