I've got a cold. It doesn't feel good. 
You've got a cold what?
Let me know when you've got a hot.....
that WILL feel good.
To clarify, I have a viral infection of my upper respiratory system. This one's making my throat feel scratchy, which is an unusual response for me.
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Yes, an unusual response from you. You must be sick.
Since I was making unashamed innuendo....and you further outlined your viral situation....
you poor thing.
Hope you feel well soon.