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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5325 on: April 10, 2008, 08:26:34 PM »
My ATM card doesn't work anymore  I have to interact with tellers for awhile :'(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5326 on: April 10, 2008, 08:29:12 PM »
oh fuck this shit i'm going tob ed

goodnight, fellow earthlings and aliens
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5327 on: April 10, 2008, 08:30:55 PM »
nighty night
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5328 on: April 11, 2008, 07:09:55 AM »
Quote from: parts on April 10, 2008, 08:26:34 PM
My ATM card doesn't work anymore  I have to interact with tellers for awhile :'(

Keep it away from power tools?

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Some people corrupt magnetic strips with no help, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5329 on: April 11, 2008, 08:11:45 AM »
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5330 on: April 11, 2008, 09:26:47 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 11, 2008, 08:11:45 AM
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Nothing to stop you buying wine as an investment, just dont tell the taxman...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5331 on: April 11, 2008, 09:30:29 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 11, 2008, 07:09:55 AM
Quote from: parts on April 10, 2008, 08:26:34 PM
My ATM card doesn't work anymore  I have to interact with tellers for awhile :'(

Keep it away from power tools?

:D



Some people corrupt magnetic strips with no help, though.
Mine never last much more than 90 days :laugh:


Opened a new business checking account and had to go to town hall to get my papers in order what awful people they have there they are like robots
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5332 on: April 11, 2008, 09:38:34 AM »
Quote from: Chairman of the National Defense Commission on April 11, 2008, 09:26:47 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 11, 2008, 08:11:45 AM
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Nothing to stop you buying wine as an investment, just dont tell the taxman...

I prefer greater liquidity.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5333 on: April 11, 2008, 09:44:31 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 11, 2008, 09:38:34 AM
Quote from: Chairman of the National Defense Commission on April 11, 2008, 09:26:47 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 11, 2008, 08:11:45 AM
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Nothing to stop you buying wine as an investment, just dont tell the taxman...

I prefer greater liquidity.
buy a safe and being collecting precious metals or if you have someone you trust have them invest for you
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5334 on: April 11, 2008, 09:56:35 AM »
fucking itching!!!   :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5335 on: April 11, 2008, 10:06:44 AM »
Quote from: parts on April 11, 2008, 09:44:31 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 11, 2008, 09:38:34 AM
Quote from: Chairman of the National Defense Commission on April 11, 2008, 09:26:47 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 11, 2008, 08:11:45 AM
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Nothing to stop you buying wine as an investment, just dont tell the taxman...

I prefer greater liquidity.
buy a safe and being collecting precious metals or if you have someone you trust have them invest for you

I absolutely, positively deny ever having or having any intention to engage in the second option.  As for precious metals, only gold is vat-exempt in the UK, and taking personal possession of gold bullion removes it from the Good Delivery system, which immediately takes a big chunk off it's value.  There are businesses now that rent space in Good Delivery vaults to store gold and allow small investors access to the Good Delivery system, but then it's harder to hide the investment.  Also, gold is a pretty poor investment; it's really more of a hedge against poor market conditions.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5336 on: April 11, 2008, 12:06:37 PM »
I have several pounds of silver which has gone up a lot as of late
How are the off the book jobs over there.  Here if I wasn't married and established I could do fine working that way as long I didn't want or need benefits
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5337 on: April 11, 2008, 12:09:22 PM »
My head still hurts and my neck aches
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5338 on: April 11, 2008, 12:17:04 PM »
Quote from: parts on April 11, 2008, 12:06:37 PM
I have several pounds of silver which has gone up a lot as of late
How are the off the book jobs over there.  Here if I wasn't married and established I could do fine working that way as long I didn't want or need benefits

Any silver purchases here get hit with 17.5% VAT, which pretty much writes it off as an investment.  I already kind of have an off-the-books job in that I get a porn check for about $30 once a month.  Not enough to affect my benefits, even if anybody noticed it, but I hope that income will increase, though off-the-books or not, you're pretty much stuck for what to do with the money, since most investments would be traceable.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5339 on: April 11, 2008, 12:42:51 PM »
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