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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4455 on: March 09, 2008, 04:34:06 PM »
I am a bitch.

Like marshmallows though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4456 on: March 09, 2008, 05:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Soph on March 09, 2008, 04:17:50 PM
well i've been to the toilet now, which i'm sure you're all relieved to know

PHEW, thats a relief, the suspense was killing me!   :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4457 on: March 09, 2008, 05:45:39 PM »
Quote from: Gus! on March 09, 2008, 04:34:06 PM
I am a bitch.

Like marshmallows though.

No, according to Jerry Falwell, your a gay icon and all swishy and swashy and all that!  :ghey:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4458 on: March 09, 2008, 06:23:34 PM »
Quote from: Gus! on March 09, 2008, 04:34:06 PM
I am a bitch.

Like marshmallows though.

I like your avatar, so I added it to my dossier.   :laugh:


I was Tinky-Winky one year for Halloween.  My daughter was Dipsy and my husband, who is always a good sport about things like this, was Po.



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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4459 on: March 09, 2008, 06:26:54 PM »
look what i found while i was looking through my brothers books:



i see you have been busy :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4460 on: March 09, 2008, 06:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Gus! on March 09, 2008, 04:34:06 PM
I am a bitch.

Like marshmallows though.

OK, but how quick are you?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4461 on: March 09, 2008, 10:51:10 PM »
No sleep tonight :-[
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4462 on: March 09, 2008, 11:22:08 PM »
 :-\

Tradeoff I guess. Worry now, pull it off later.

Sucks, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4463 on: March 10, 2008, 02:28:37 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 09, 2008, 06:23:34 PM
Quote from: Gus! on March 09, 2008, 04:34:06 PM
I am a bitch.

Like marshmallows though.

I like your avatar, so I added it to my dossier.   :laugh:


Oh oh. It will come back to haunt you, someday.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4464 on: March 10, 2008, 02:29:08 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 09, 2008, 11:22:08 PM
:-\

Tradeoff I guess. Worry now, pull it off later.

Sucks, though.

Sucking's better than pulling one off, IMO.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4465 on: March 10, 2008, 03:27:57 AM »
Quote from: Soph on March 09, 2008, 06:26:54 PM
look what i found while i was looking through my brothers books:



i see you have been busy :laugh:

:LMAO:

 :plus:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4466 on: March 11, 2008, 08:34:40 AM »
bloody eczema, tut.  today, i am "slough-off-all-your-skin" woman.  half an inch of cream, all over, and i still look as though i've got all-over dandruff.  ::)

quite pretty, cos every time i move, it's like one of those snowstorm in a globe thingies.  i can, however, live without being scenic.



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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4467 on: March 11, 2008, 12:44:21 PM »
I've got an HP laptop, series HSTNN-105C, 'running' (cough) XP Pro, but it's fucked and I don't know why.  Most of the time when I try to boot it, it freezes at 'Mup.sys', but for some reason it booted ok once.  It also completely fails to recognise the internal DVD R/W, despite the drive having power and whirring and things when a disk is inserted.  I tried to boot it from a Knoppix live CD, but the BIOS seems oblivious to the presence of the DVD drive, and the one time I got it booted into XP, XP didn't have a clue that there was a drive either.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4468 on: March 11, 2008, 02:59:30 PM »
Idiotic cheerleaders should never become teachers!!

I'm looking at a page of my daughter's first grade exercises - clockfaces with hand-drawn hands, copied and distributed. The problem is that five of the clockfaces have hands that only differ in length by one millimeter.

She sure drew some fancy assed arrows on the ends of the hands, though.

:hair:

I measured the hands with my precision machinist's calipers, using a loupe to make sure of my measurements. Some standadrization would help here!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4469 on: March 11, 2008, 05:09:18 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 11, 2008, 08:34:40 AM
bloody eczema, tut.  today, i am "slough-off-all-your-skin" woman.  half an inch of cream, all over, and i still look as though i've got all-over dandruff.  ::)

quite pretty, cos every time i move, it's like one of those snowstorm in a globe thingies.  i can, however, live without being scenic.





Nice, that one. :)
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