Just one quick bitch ...

[Lucifer]

grrrrrrrr...

it's really windy here, and one of the neighbours has an external gas meter, the door of which is loose and banging.  no sleep for me tonight, then - i'd go over and moan, but i got a gobful of abuse last time i did so.

fucking chavs.   

/wonders if spells for exploding houses might be a little over the top... 

[Persona]

My period has disappeared 

[Lucifer]

where was the last place you saw it?

[Persona]

A tampon, three months ago   

[odeon]

to both of you

[Lucifer]

A tampon, three months ago   

ahhh.  i thought you'd put it down somewhere, and had forgotten where.  i do that all the time.

[DirtDawg]

My period has disappeared 

Have you noticed any rabbits taken ill or missing?

[odeon]

My period has disappeared 

Have you noticed any rabbits taken ill or missing?

[Lucifer]

My period has disappeared 

Have you noticed any rabbits taken ill or missing?

eh?

[ozymandias]

grrrrrrrr...

it's really windy here, and one of the neighbours has an external gas meter, the door of which is loose and banging.  no sleep for me tonight, then - i'd go over and moan, but i got a gobful of abuse last time i did so.

fucking chavs.   

/wonders if spells for exploding houses might be a little over the top... 

A little quick acting epoxy should fix that.  A stealthy midnight trip may be just what the Doctor ordered!   

[DirtDawg]

My period has disappeared 

Have you noticed any rabbits taken ill or missing?

eh?

Ever heard the Aerosmith song Sweet Emotion where he sings, "can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died," refererring to an archaic form of pregnancy test where they injected female rabbits with the urine of a human female to look for a reaction in the rabbit's ovaries?  All the rabbits died, because they had to give up their ovaries for the final part of the test.

[El]

My period has disappeared 

Have you noticed any rabbits taken ill or missing?

eh?

Ever heard the Aerosmith song Sweet Emotion where he sings, "can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died," refererring to an archaic form of pregnancy test where they injected female rabbits with the urine of a human female to look for a reaction in the rabbit's ovaries?  All the rabbits died, because they had to give up their ovaries for the final part of the test.

Ever see the mash episode where they do surgery on a bunny because they need it for a pregnancy test but Radar doesn't want them to kill his pet?

[Parts]

Feel to sick and tired to work tonight

[DirtDawg]

My period has disappeared 

Have you noticed any rabbits taken ill or missing?

eh?

Ever heard the Aerosmith song Sweet Emotion where he sings, "can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died," refererring to an archaic form of pregnancy test where they injected female rabbits with the urine of a human female to look for a reaction in the rabbit's ovaries?  All the rabbits died, because they had to give up their ovaries for the final part of the test.

Ever see the mash episode where they do surgery on a bunny because they need it for a pregnancy test but Radar doesn't want them to kill his pet?

YUP!

I fucking love Radar!

[Lucifer]

My period has disappeared 

Have you noticed any rabbits taken ill or missing?

eh?

Ever heard the Aerosmith song Sweet Emotion where he sings, "can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died," refererring to an archaic form of pregnancy test where they injected female rabbits with the urine of a human female to look for a reaction in the rabbit's ovaries?  All the rabbits died, because they had to give up their ovaries for the final part of the test.

oh yeah - i remember that now.     good one, dawg.