A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I've not been going for walks either since my dog died, and because the weather was absolutely horrific through the whole of winter here, I got very little exercise. Now I'm trying to get back into it, but I've lost a lot of strength, and I keep picking up viruses that set me back.
you will be 70 when he gets his masters degree.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Could be. I'd rather do without the drugs, though, so I think I'll wait and see some more first...
It's not my cardio-vascular system that punked out, though. It was my joints. God DAMN it!
My hip hurts. I'm going to need a cane before long if this continues.
Quote from: odeon on April 03, 2007, 02:08:39 PMMy hip hurts. I'm going to need a cane before long if this continues. It's my knees, mainly, but I have a couple of old, once broken, toes that started bitchin', too.