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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #240 on: March 26, 2007, 12:37:00 PM »
who is Murphy?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #242 on: March 26, 2007, 05:49:16 PM »
why do people say get into bed, when in actuality they are getting ON the bed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #243 on: March 26, 2007, 05:53:27 PM »
why do people say get into bed, when in actuality they are getting ON the bed.

Well, between the sheets, often.  So, getting into the bedclothes, anyway, and there's a feeling of getting into SOMETHING.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #244 on: March 26, 2007, 05:56:02 PM »
why do people say get into bed, when in actuality they are getting ON the bed.

Well, between the sheets, often.  So, getting into the bedclothes, anyway, and there's a feeling of getting into SOMETHING.
get into the groove, girl you've got to prove your love to me.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #245 on: March 26, 2007, 05:57:02 PM »
why is it a pair of pants when it's only one?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #246 on: March 26, 2007, 05:57:18 PM »
I wish I had some occasions where I felt incited enough, motivated enough and ballsy enough to call someone out.   >:(  Damn my apathy!  (It certainly cannot be niceness!)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #247 on: March 26, 2007, 05:57:40 PM »
Murphy's law.

Murphy was quite the optimist, in my opinion. When I consider that he did not account for all the things that CAN NOT possibly go wrong, I am left with the thought that he must not have much real life experience in applying some of his "philosophies".
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #248 on: March 26, 2007, 05:59:21 PM »
He was a rocket engineer. He probably didn't have much real life experience outside his field of research.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #249 on: March 26, 2007, 06:01:01 PM »
He was a rocket engineer. He probably didn't have much real life experience outside his field of research.
aspie?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #250 on: March 26, 2007, 06:01:56 PM »
"Aloud" ... "Allowed"

They are DIFFERENT!
How can someone fuck this up?
I want to get them by the fucking throat!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #251 on: March 26, 2007, 06:03:08 PM »
jesus cristo, mi amigo!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #252 on: March 26, 2007, 06:03:40 PM »
He was a rocket engineer. He probably didn't have much real life experience outside his field of research.
aspie?

Maybe. I had a psych once, that thought that everybody who was intelligent and had little real life experience was an aspie.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #253 on: March 26, 2007, 06:05:19 PM »
"Aloud" ... "Allowed"

They are DIFFERENT!
How can someone fuck this up?
I want to get them by the fucking throat!

Why do you have so many homononymes in English? In Swedish we have very few. (Homononymes are words that sound the same way but mean something else.)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #254 on: March 26, 2007, 06:09:21 PM »
"Aloud" ... "Allowed"

They are DIFFERENT!
How can someone fuck this up?
I want to get them by the fucking throat!

Why do you have so many homononymes in English? In Swedish we have very few. (Homononymes are words that sound the same way but mean something else.)

"Homonym"

In American English we use one less syllable. The language is a conglomerate language. There are often "accidental" homonyms.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.