Just one quick bitch ...

[Peter]

The psychiatrist got ill and cancelled my appointment.  I've not had one single appointment with her that she hasn't fucked up.

[DirtDawg]

God Damn!
Everybody's sick! I just spent an hour cleaning up puke. I was bitching about homework taking too long and my son not being focused tonight, but once we were done, he eat a little, but nothing like normal.

He ran towards the bathroom, but didn't make it, blew barf all over the walls and carpet, turned around and called me, headed back down the hallway, blew more all down the hallway and fell in it.

Boy to the tub, Shopvac time! Thank god it had just been cleaned, so I didn't have to empty out ralph-hardened saw dust from it.

Tequila time.

[Natalia Evans]

Sucks having your appointment cancelled when you have something good to tell.

[Kiriana]

God Damn!
Everybody's sick! I just spent an hour cleaning up puke. I was bitching about homework taking too long and my son not being focused tonight, but once we were done, he eat a little, but nothing like normal.

He ran towards the bathroom, but didn't make it, blew barf all over the walls and carpet, turned around and called me, headed back down the hallway, blew more all down the hallway and fell in it.

Boy to the tub, Shopvac time! Thank god it had just been cleaned, so I didn't have to empty out ralph-hardened saw dust from it.

Tequila time.

Aw man, that's the worst.  I can handle just about anything but vomit.   Hope he feels better soon!

[Callaway]

My daughter vomited just after she took her medicine tonight, so I had to look through it to see which pills she vomited, because I needed to know which ones to give her again.

I gave the medicine to her right after she ate and she had no room left, I guess.  She was fine a little while later.

[SovaNu]

God Damn!
Everybody's sick! I just spent an hour cleaning up puke. I was bitching about homework taking too long and my son not being focused tonight, but once we were done, he eat a little, but nothing like normal.

He ran towards the bathroom, but didn't make it, blew barf all over the walls and carpet, turned around and called me, headed back down the hallway, blew more all down the hallway and fell in it.

Boy to the tub, Shopvac time! Thank god it had just been cleaned, so I didn't have to empty out ralph-hardened saw dust from it.

Tequila time.

Aw man, that's the worst.  I can handle just about anything but vomit.   Hope he feels better soon!

poop is worser.

[renaeden]

He ran towards the bathroom, but didn't make it, blew barf all over the walls and carpet, turned around and called me, headed back down the hallway, blew more all down the hallway and fell in it.

This is not funny for you and your son but I laughed. GA laughed as well and made sound-effects.

I hurt my neck. In my sleep. I hate injuring myself anytime but when I am asleep? I wasn't even there! I couldn't turn my head to either side at all yesterday. I drove to my mum's for some anti-inflammatories and was sorry that I drove. I feel a bit better today.

[Kiriana]

God Damn!
Everybody's sick! I just spent an hour cleaning up puke. I was bitching about homework taking too long and my son not being focused tonight, but once we were done, he eat a little, but nothing like normal.

He ran towards the bathroom, but didn't make it, blew barf all over the walls and carpet, turned around and called me, headed back down the hallway, blew more all down the hallway and fell in it.

Boy to the tub, Shopvac time! Thank god it had just been cleaned, so I didn't have to empty out ralph-hardened saw dust from it.

Tequila time.

Aw man, that's the worst.  I can handle just about anything but vomit.   Hope he feels better soon!

poop is worser.

Not to me.  I think I'm immune to poop.  I've been changing diapers for almost 11 years straight now.

There's another quick bitch though.  Why the hell won't my 6 year old use the toilet already?  It's like he has no sensory issues in that area.  If his shirt gets a drop of water on it, it has to be changed--RIGHT NOW!  His pants however, can be soaked, and he doesn't notice! 

[DirtDawg]

He ran towards the bathroom, but didn't make it, blew barf all over the walls and carpet, turned around and called me, headed back down the hallway, blew more all down the hallway and fell in it.

This is not funny for you and your son but I laughed. GA laughed as well and made sound-effects.

It's funny this morning and he and II have both made sound effects and performed re-enactments. His are quite inspired, actuallly. I have a bit more work to do on the fragrance, though.

[DirtDawg]

God Damn!
Everybody's sick! I just spent an hour cleaning up puke. I was bitching about homework taking too long and my son not being focused tonight, but once we were done, he eat a little, but nothing like normal.

He ran towards the bathroom, but didn't make it, blew barf all over the walls and carpet, turned around and called me, headed back down the hallway, blew more all down the hallway and fell in it.

Boy to the tub, Shopvac time! Thank god it had just been cleaned, so I didn't have to empty out ralph-hardened saw dust from it.

Tequila time.

Aw man, that's the worst.  I can handle just about anything but vomit.   Hope he feels better soon!

poop is worser.

Not to me. I think I'm immune to poop.  I've been changing diapers for almost 11 years straight now.
 

I contend, that she needs contact/exposure therapy. Someone should issue her a baby, to love.

 

[Parts]

I fucking hate landscapers and their endless noise

[Leto729]

Nobody likes Karl Rove.

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[odeon]

if you post that stupid picture again, i'll have to ghey you.

[Natalia Evans]

I have a bad headache and my eyes hurt, had hot flashes, peeing all the time, real stuffy and runny nose, and sroe throat and I had insomia last night so I was up all night tyring to sleep but couldn't. Now my eyes are burning. And worst of all, I have to work.

[Leto729]

if you post that stupid picture again, i'll have to ghey you.

You are no fun.