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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1935 on: August 27, 2007, 02:10:58 PM »
Fucking headache again.  >:( :headexplode:
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1936 on: August 27, 2007, 02:44:12 PM »
Mondays and Tuesdays are my normal days off but I am working today because I requested yesterday off for the aspie potluck gathering.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1937 on: August 28, 2007, 05:33:19 PM »
Another fucking headache.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1938 on: August 28, 2007, 08:00:41 PM »
Why can't this thread be a place to put in order forms instead of a place to input?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1939 on: August 29, 2007, 07:26:46 AM »
I took 10mg of dex for the first time in a few days, and I can't feel it doing anything.   :(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1940 on: August 29, 2007, 12:24:32 PM »
Goddamn motherfucking douchebag moron dicksucking braindead cuntbag fuckweed dipshit asshole FUCK.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1941 on: August 29, 2007, 12:35:44 PM »
Goddamn motherfucking douchebag moron dicksucking braindead cuntbag fuckweed dipshit asshole FUCK.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1942 on: August 29, 2007, 12:41:09 PM »
OK, here's why I'm pissed:  Our campus clinic is not covered by insurance to call in prescriptions for the HPV vaccine, even if your insurance would pay for the same medicine if it were administered by your GP or gyno.  Very sensical, too, seeing as it's only fifty percent of our age bracket that has the (pardon pun) fucking disease, that it rarely manifests symtoms, and that condoms do pretty much jack shit against it.  Not to mention the fact that our student population is not 50/50 in gender- we're 70% female.  So, shit, I guess the insurance companies were like,  "Yeah!  Up to 35% of these chicks are gonna be ripe and ready for cervical cancer!  We're gonna get RICH off of hospital bills a ways down the road."  Investing in the future, and all.

Goddamn IDIOT beaurocracy.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1943 on: August 29, 2007, 01:16:36 PM »
I take it the vaccine is expensive as hell if your insurance doesn't pay for it?   Sounds like some bullshit.   They should know that colleges are hotspots for STDs and prevention should be a huge issue.   They hand out condoms for free, but do nothing to prevent a STD that isn't preventable by using condoms.   Doesn't make much sense.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1944 on: August 29, 2007, 01:17:57 PM »
I hate waiting in the waiting room.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1945 on: August 29, 2007, 01:18:49 PM »
I hate waiting in the waiting room.
would you prefer to wait in the hall?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1946 on: August 29, 2007, 02:01:29 PM »
I hate waiting in the waiting room.
would you prefer to wait in the hall?


No, I hate waiting. My appointment was 11:20 and I didn't get called till 11:40. I was getting real anxious so I was pacing around the front of the building indoors where you wait.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1947 on: August 30, 2007, 11:26:34 AM »
People do I need to say more :grrr:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1948 on: August 30, 2007, 11:27:36 AM »
I hate people being over effectionit with me.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1949 on: August 30, 2007, 07:32:05 PM »
Ah, crap.  I think I permanently misplaced my watch (as in, dropped it somewhere on the sidewalk), and the store I'd go to replace it was fresh out of the type- cheap enough, but the only type of women's digital watch with expansion band I have yet to find ANYWHERE.  In lieu, I bought two ten-dollar watches that are identical to one another in fuction but with slightly different-colored bands; both are stopwatches with plain plastic/rubber type bands that work like belts.  It'll take some getting used to but maybe it'll make me a little less watch-fussy, and the bands can actually fit my wrists, whereas the expansion band let my old watch slide halfway up my forearm if I raised my hand.  Still, grrr.

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.