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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17895 on: April 22, 2011, 09:55:10 PM »
Topic spamming on AFF. :thumbdn:.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17896 on: April 23, 2011, 01:41:10 AM »
I pulled a muscle and it kept me awake for most of last night.  I can't take paracetamol or ibuprofen for it either, because of the ulcer.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17897 on: April 23, 2011, 01:41:56 AM »
I pulled a muscle and it kept me awake for most of last night.  I can't take paracetamol or ibuprofen for it either, because of the ulcer.

Do you have an appointment yet to have the ulcer looked at?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17898 on: April 23, 2011, 01:42:52 AM »
On my way back home from the store just now a goddamned possum walked right in front of my truck so I had to quickly glance in my rear view mirror and quickly tap the brakes and then swerve. Fortunately the vehicle behind me was a reasonable distance back.  :finger: Up yours possum.




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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17899 on: April 23, 2011, 01:49:00 AM »
I pulled a muscle and it kept me awake for most of last night.  I can't take paracetamol or ibuprofen for it either, because of the ulcer.

Do you have an appointment yet to have the ulcer looked at?   :orly:

I had it looked at a couple of days ago.  The doctor prescribed a proton-pump blocker and sent me for a blood test to check for antigens to Helicobacter pylori.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17900 on: April 23, 2011, 01:50:27 AM »
I pulled a muscle and it kept me awake for most of last night.  I can't take paracetamol or ibuprofen for it either, because of the ulcer.

Do you have an appointment yet to have the ulcer looked at?   :orly:

I had it looked at a couple of days ago.  The doctor prescribed a proton-pump blocker and sent me for a blood test to check for antigens to Helicobacter pylori.

I'm glad you are getting some attention to this problem, and I hope it is soon resolved.  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17901 on: April 23, 2011, 02:23:45 AM »
Woke up desperate for the toilet about an hour after I'd gone to sleep

So here I am, up and about, and to top it off I have a headache

Really wanna go to bed but I'll miss the football if I do

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17902 on: April 23, 2011, 02:35:30 AM »
I have a headache too. Which sucks because I am going out later. So I will take something for it and hope it goes away.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17903 on: April 23, 2011, 03:21:09 AM »
headache too.  think i may need to get my eyes tested :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17904 on: April 23, 2011, 04:43:49 AM »
back home and my headache is gettingg worse and  worse. this is taking the piss. I shoulda just gone back to bed instead of getting up. Also it's getting really hot again. fucking hate summer so much. when I was a kid it was fun. now it's just hell

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17905 on: April 23, 2011, 05:00:58 AM »
Wow, I just dodged a bullet.


some guy messaged me on CM, he lived only like a half hour away. I though, meh, no picture m must be ugly, so I decided against it. But of course I wasnt rude, I answered with something like

" I get a lot of messages and it is just unrealistic to talk to everyone ( this is true) but good luck on CM"


So, I get this in response.

"Thanks for getting back with me. If u want a real man to have fun with call me. The rest of the pansies on this site are wimpy little fags. I just love hot wild kinky fun. I'm a very attractive male who is real and lives close. Your more than welcome to chase these nerds around. I look at the geeks ur friends with above. Lol. Get a real man. I could do all the things you want me to and not be a wimpy little pathetic fag like you seem to be friends with. Whatever."




wow, that sure makes me want to meet him now *rolls eyes*

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17906 on: April 23, 2011, 09:17:55 AM »
Wow, I just dodged a bullet.


some guy messaged me on CM, he lived only like a half hour away. I though, meh, no picture m must be ugly, so I decided against it. But of course I wasnt rude, I answered with something like

" I get a lot of messages and it is just unrealistic to talk to everyone ( this is true) but good luck on CM"


So, I get this in response.

"Thanks for getting back with me. If u want a real man to have fun with call me. The rest of the pansies on this site are wimpy little fags. I just love hot wild kinky fun. I'm a very attractive male who is real and lives close. Your more than welcome to chase these nerds around. I look at the geeks ur friends with above. Lol. Get a real man. I could do all the things you want me to and not be a wimpy little pathetic fag like you seem to be friends with. Whatever."




wow, that sure makes me want to meet him now *rolls eyes*

I have always assumed since men like this are somewhat widespread (they aren't rare anyway), and they don't ever seem to change, that logic indicates that this behavior must actually work a certain percentage of the time.  I have always wondered why.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17907 on: April 23, 2011, 09:26:26 AM »
Wow, I just dodged a bullet.


some guy messaged me on CM, he lived only like a half hour away. I though, meh, no picture m must be ugly, so I decided against it. But of course I wasnt rude, I answered with something like

" I get a lot of messages and it is just unrealistic to talk to everyone ( this is true) but good luck on CM"


So, I get this in response.

"Thanks for getting back with me. If u want a real man to have fun with call me. The rest of the pansies on this site are wimpy little fags. I just love hot wild kinky fun. I'm a very attractive male who is real and lives close. Your more than welcome to chase these nerds around. I look at the geeks ur friends with above. Lol. Get a real man. I could do all the things you want me to and not be a wimpy little pathetic fag like you seem to be friends with. Whatever."




wow, that sure makes me want to meet him now *rolls eyes*

I have always assumed since men like this are somewhat widespread (they aren't rare anyway), and they don't ever seem to change, that logic indicates that this behavior must actually work a certain percentage of the time.  I have always wondered why.

yes, it happens often. But no so much with the submissives.

This guy is just probably a noob :D You talk like that to a pro Domme and you get smacked ! He probably doesnt even know what BDSM stands for :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17908 on: April 23, 2011, 09:37:48 AM »
Goddamn allergies.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17909 on: April 23, 2011, 09:52:40 AM »
     It's almost noon already!   :aff:   Where has the day gone?
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