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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:09:57 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AMJust saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! Is that usual, or is it something new? Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before Creepy! Did the cat take any interest in it? The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness.
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AMJust saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! Is that usual, or is it something new? Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before Creepy! Did the cat take any interest in it?
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AMJust saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! Is that usual, or is it something new? Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AMJust saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! Is that usual, or is it something new?
Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!!
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:17:40 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:09:57 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AMJust saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! Is that usual, or is it something new? Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before Creepy! Did the cat take any interest in it? The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness. That's good. Cats are pretty fastidious too. Is it a boy cat or a girl?
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:21:00 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:17:40 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:09:57 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AMJust saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! Is that usual, or is it something new? Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before Creepy! Did the cat take any interest in it? The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness. That's good. Cats are pretty fastidious too. Is it a boy cat or a girl? A boy cat, old too, he's 14 this year
if my cat is dead i'm gonna kill someone. i'm gonna actually gonna fucking batter someone to death and throw myseflfd off a bridge, I'm not going to prison
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 19, 2011, 09:35:03 AMQuote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:46:27 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 18, 2011, 02:44:08 PMQuote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:41:11 PMStupid fucking boobs What's wrong with them?They're too damn big and unproportional to the rest of my body. My sister bought me a size 10 dress and it would fit perfectly if it wasn't for my boobs being in the way Well, my personal preference is shapely women. But if they get in the way or are so big they cause back problems, I understand the annoyance. Its like having sasquatch feet and a neandrethal body. Hard to find shoes and clothes that fit. Prince Albert wears a 13EEE shoe, real easy to find (uh, huh)
Quote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:46:27 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 18, 2011, 02:44:08 PMQuote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:41:11 PMStupid fucking boobs What's wrong with them?They're too damn big and unproportional to the rest of my body. My sister bought me a size 10 dress and it would fit perfectly if it wasn't for my boobs being in the way Well, my personal preference is shapely women. But if they get in the way or are so big they cause back problems, I understand the annoyance. Its like having sasquatch feet and a neandrethal body. Hard to find shoes and clothes that fit.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 18, 2011, 02:44:08 PMQuote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:41:11 PMStupid fucking boobs What's wrong with them?They're too damn big and unproportional to the rest of my body. My sister bought me a size 10 dress and it would fit perfectly if it wasn't for my boobs being in the way
Quote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:41:11 PMStupid fucking boobs What's wrong with them?
Stupid fucking boobs
India has a very large leather industry including "a population of 194 million cattle, 70 million buffaloes, 95 million goats" employing 2 million people.http://www.scribd.com/doc/35613042/Indian-Leather-IndustryI would have thought that was taboo, but it is almost entirely for export so I guess that makes it OK.
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 20, 2011, 03:43:25 PMIndia has a very large leather industry including "a population of 194 million cattle, 70 million buffaloes, 95 million goats" employing 2 million people.http://www.scribd.com/doc/35613042/Indian-Leather-IndustryI would have thought that was taboo, but it is almost entirely for export so I guess that makes it OK.I didn't know that. Thanks for the link.
I broke a bucket
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Binty on April 20, 2011, 12:15:47 PMI broke a bucket Ur bukkit?
