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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17790 on: April 15, 2011, 05:27:33 PM »
No chocolate in the house
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17791 on: April 15, 2011, 06:07:42 PM »
^ That's a quick bitch in words, but a really long one in time.

Will BT compensate the lot of you for their lousy services?

Possibly, by not billing us for the time when the service wasn't available, but I doubt that they'll compensate us for the disruption caused by it.

More quick bitches:

I've had further bouts of gut agony lately, and I think I've identified potatoes as the culprit.  They've never bothered me before, and I don't know why I'd suddenly start reacting to them, but it seems pretty clear that I get the gut agony when I eat potatoes and I don't get the gut agony when I don't eat potatoes.  Maybe there's something about the particular potatoes I've been eating lately, but I don't feel like experimenting at the moment and risking another 24 hours of intestinal distress.

Someone leaned out of of the window of a moving car and threw an egg at me tonight while I was walking the dog.  The egg hit a parked car, but some of it splashed down my back.  I'd seen a piece of eggshell lying in the road earlier, so they must have passed by that way earlier.  By the time I realised what had happened, the car was too far away for me to read the license plate.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17792 on: April 15, 2011, 09:13:21 PM »
^ That's a quick bitch in words, but a really long one in time.

Will BT compensate the lot of you for their lousy services?

Possibly, by not billing us for the time when the service wasn't available, but I doubt that they'll compensate us for the disruption caused by it.

More quick bitches:

I've had further bouts of gut agony lately, and I think I've identified potatoes as the culprit.  They've never bothered me before, and I don't know why I'd suddenly start reacting to them, but it seems pretty clear that I get the gut agony when I eat potatoes and I don't get the gut agony when I don't eat potatoes.  Maybe there's something about the particular potatoes I've been eating lately, but I don't feel like experimenting at the moment and risking another 24 hours of intestinal distress.

Someone leaned out of of the window of a moving car and threw an egg at me tonight while I was walking the dog.  The egg hit a parked car, but some of it splashed down my back.  I'd seen a piece of eggshell lying in the road earlier, so they must have passed by that way earlier.  By the time I realised what had happened, the car was too far away for me to read the license plate.

That's awful.  Is the area where this happened covered with cameras to possibly catch the egger's license plate number?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17793 on: April 16, 2011, 02:02:58 AM »
^ That's a quick bitch in words, but a really long one in time.

Will BT compensate the lot of you for their lousy services?

Possibly, by not billing us for the time when the service wasn't available, but I doubt that they'll compensate us for the disruption caused by it.

More quick bitches:

I've had further bouts of gut agony lately, and I think I've identified potatoes as the culprit.  They've never bothered me before, and I don't know why I'd suddenly start reacting to them, but it seems pretty clear that I get the gut agony when I eat potatoes and I don't get the gut agony when I don't eat potatoes.  Maybe there's something about the particular potatoes I've been eating lately, but I don't feel like experimenting at the moment and risking another 24 hours of intestinal distress.

Someone leaned out of of the window of a moving car and threw an egg at me tonight while I was walking the dog.  The egg hit a parked car, but some of it splashed down my back.  I'd seen a piece of eggshell lying in the road earlier, so they must have passed by that way earlier.  By the time I realised what had happened, the car was too far away for me to read the license plate.

That's awful.  Is the area where this happened covered with cameras to possibly catch the egger's license plate number?

No, it happened just outside my house, on a residential street, so there weren't any cameras.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17794 on: April 16, 2011, 08:16:26 PM »
COMMUNICATION MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17795 on: April 16, 2011, 08:21:45 PM »
COMMUNICATION MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?!

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17796 on: April 16, 2011, 08:32:15 PM »
COMMUNICATION MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?!

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17797 on: April 17, 2011, 03:53:44 AM »
Itchy itchy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17798 on: April 17, 2011, 05:07:18 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17799 on: April 17, 2011, 12:54:37 PM »
My shoulder hurts.  That's good for a post.  2 more to go  :headbang2:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17800 on: April 17, 2011, 02:33:53 PM »
Some idiot paid a company to come in this morning and cut down a tree.  Well, they didn't haul away the debris which is spilling into one lane of traffic and taking up about 1/3 of the lane.  The trash pick up will only pick up bound trash, which this isn't.  I don't think anyone actually lives at that address, but I did call 911.  It's definitely going to be a hazard tonight.  At least if there is an accident someone can prove that the authorities were notified on Sunday afternoon.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17801 on: April 17, 2011, 02:51:02 PM »
Some idiot paid a company to come in this morning and cut down a tree.  Well, they didn't haul away the debris which is spilling into one lane of traffic and taking up about 1/3 of the lane.  The trash pick up will only pick up bound trash, which this isn't.  I don't think anyone actually lives at that address, but I did call 911.  It's definitely going to be a hazard tonight.  At least if there is an accident someone can prove that the authorities were notified on Sunday afternoon.

    :plus:   for doing the responsible thing to protect your fellow citizens!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17802 on: April 17, 2011, 05:02:48 PM »
My teeth feel weird  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17803 on: April 17, 2011, 05:06:33 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17804 on: April 17, 2011, 05:29:39 PM »
My teeth feel weird  :thumbdn:

  Weird how?  Sensitive from crunching mints?  I use Sensodyne for my sensitive teeth.   :orly:
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