^ That's a quick bitch in words, but a really long one in time.
Will BT compensate the lot of you for their lousy services?
Possibly, by not billing us for the time when the service wasn't available, but I doubt that they'll compensate us for the disruption caused by it.
More quick bitches:
I've had further bouts of gut agony lately, and I think I've identified potatoes as the culprit. They've never bothered me before, and I don't know why I'd suddenly start reacting to them, but it seems pretty clear that I get the gut agony when I eat potatoes and I don't get the gut agony when I don't eat potatoes. Maybe there's something about the particular potatoes I've been eating lately, but I don't feel like experimenting at the moment and risking another 24 hours of intestinal distress.
Someone leaned out of of the window of a moving car and threw an egg at me tonight while I was walking the dog. The egg hit a parked car, but some of it splashed down my back. I'd seen a piece of eggshell lying in the road earlier, so they must have passed by that way earlier. By the time I realised what had happened, the car was too far away for me to read the license plate.