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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1770 on: August 18, 2007, 01:18:55 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1771 on: August 18, 2007, 03:59:58 AM »
Mhhh, headache.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1772 on: August 18, 2007, 04:06:36 AM »

I'VE MADE MORE POSTS THAN YOU, PETER!!!
have some panadol.
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~Lord Phlexor

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1773 on: August 18, 2007, 04:14:22 AM »
I had a migraine but I took excedrin and it's gone.  Amazing, NOTHING before has ever been 100% effective.   Started out with acetaminophen, that didn't work, then ibuprofen (which I can't take anymore because it causes emotional lability), still no dice, caffeine, nope, aspirin, naproxen, still not working.  Acetaminophen, aspirin, and caffeine, three drugs that never did anything before, when put together magically beat the crap out of my headaches.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1774 on: August 18, 2007, 09:05:12 AM »
^Migraines are terrible. I am glad you got rid of yours.

GA's toilet is leaking from the cistern. Am going to try and fix it tomorrow. I am reluctant to do it because toilet noises freak me out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1775 on: August 18, 2007, 04:40:41 PM »
I've lost 10kg of muscle since Christmas. :(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1776 on: August 18, 2007, 06:10:36 PM »
Why the fuck is Scotland so full of fucking retarded filthy skanks?  Are there any decent girls here?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1777 on: August 18, 2007, 07:16:40 PM »
Nobody has noticed my username is the most pompous thing ever.  I figured there would be SOMEONE on here who is a feminist who wants to strangle me for it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1778 on: August 19, 2007, 12:04:13 AM »
Quote from: Pepsi-Cola Girl on August 16, 2007, 05:52:52 PM
yeah eunuchify yourself. go on. :P are you skeered?

Shouldn't that be steered?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1779 on: August 19, 2007, 12:05:31 AM »
Quote from: God's Gift To Womankind on August 18, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Nobody has noticed my username is the most pompous thing ever.  I figured there would be SOMEONE on here who is a feminist who wants to strangle me for it.

Nah, 'tis in line with the rest of you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1780 on: August 19, 2007, 07:28:14 AM »
Why's my libido so shit?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1781 on: August 19, 2007, 09:16:25 AM »

Fucked up my back.

I'm fucked for a while.

*crutches*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1782 on: August 19, 2007, 09:41:05 AM »
Quote from: God's Gift To Womankind on August 18, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Nobody has noticed my username is the most pompous thing ever.  I figured there would be SOMEONE on here who is a feminist who wants to strangle me for it.

I noticed; I just assumed you meant it ironically.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1783 on: August 19, 2007, 09:58:18 AM »
Quote from: God's Gift To Womankind on August 18, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Nobody has noticed my username is the most pompous thing ever.  I figured there would be SOMEONE on here who is a feminist who wants to strangle me for it.

eh, we don't care.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1784 on: August 19, 2007, 11:13:06 AM »
Quote from: God's Gift To Womankind on August 18, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Nobody has noticed my username is the most pompous thing ever.  I figured there would be SOMEONE on here who is a feminist who wants to strangle me for it.

I noticed it. Drives me crazy when you people keep changing your names. I'll call you all NTs for that. We're not supposed to like change.  :laugh:
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