A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 09, 2011, 01:04:53 PMNeighbor disrupted my nice afternoon nap by turning on the hedge trimmer/weed whacker/chainsaw/whatever it is. Kill them!
Neighbor disrupted my nice afternoon nap by turning on the hedge trimmer/weed whacker/chainsaw/whatever it is.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Being a panzer weeble is
Quote from: TheoK on April 09, 2011, 04:39:27 PMBeing a panzer weeble is
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 09, 2011, 04:41:01 PMQuote from: TheoK on April 09, 2011, 04:39:27 PMBeing a panzer weeble is You are both right! *armors up and wobbles over to put some fear in the neighbors*
My eye itches like mad. I'm going crazy.
Quote from: odeon on April 10, 2011, 10:26:59 AMMy eye itches like mad. I'm going crazy.Is there anything topical that is safe to use, maybe on the skin around the eye?
Yes, that was kind of the point. They used it by eye surgery and as a painkiller afterwards.