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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17655 on: April 09, 2011, 04:09:08 AM »
My mother has apparenlty "misplaced" my bottles of Bacardi and Vodka

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17656 on: April 09, 2011, 04:19:38 AM »
I'd like to "misplace" a beer right now. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17657 on: April 09, 2011, 05:08:05 AM »
Nevermind, bottles have been found. They were in the liquor cupboard. Of all places!! :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17658 on: April 09, 2011, 07:16:54 AM »
My mother has apparenlty "misplaced" my bottles of Bacardi and Vodka

Is she just hiding them from you so you won't drink them, or is she drinking them herself?  :eyebrow:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17659 on: April 09, 2011, 07:18:02 AM »
My mother has apparenlty "misplaced" my bottles of Bacardi and Vodka

Is she just hiding them from you so you won't drink them, or is she drinking them herself?  :eyebrow:

Ooops, just read the update! Glad the bottles are safe, have a drink to celebrate!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17660 on: April 09, 2011, 07:20:34 AM »
My mum keeps telling me to take my jacket off coz it's too hot

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17661 on: April 09, 2011, 07:31:07 AM »
My mum keeps telling me to take my jacket off coz it's too hot

Classic mother thing, mine did that too, or wondered why I wasn't *cold* if she was cold!   :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17662 on: April 09, 2011, 07:36:00 AM »
My mother has apparenlty "misplaced" my bottles of Bacardi and Vodka

Is she just hiding them from you so you won't drink them, or is she drinking them herself?  :eyebrow:

Ooops, just read the update! Glad the bottles are safe, have a drink to celebrate!   :2thumbsup:

By the time I found them I didn't feel like having a drink.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17663 on: April 09, 2011, 07:42:47 AM »
My mother has apparenlty "misplaced" my bottles of Bacardi and Vodka

Is she just hiding them from you so you won't drink them, or is she drinking them herself?  :eyebrow:

Ooops, just read the update! Glad the bottles are safe, have a drink to celebrate!   :2thumbsup:

By the time I found them I didn't feel like having a drink.

Probably you were so exhausted from a meltdown. :-\

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17664 on: April 09, 2011, 07:47:24 AM »
Ready to go and shoot my brother still not answering his phone
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17665 on: April 09, 2011, 07:49:21 AM »
Ready to go and shoot my brother still not answering his phone

It's not surprising. If I bounced a check of that size, I'd be dodging too.   :hide:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17666 on: April 09, 2011, 07:51:24 AM »
Ready to go and shoot my brother still not answering his phone

It's not surprising. If I bounced a check of that size, I'd be dodging too.   :hide:

At least he could fess up to it and give me an idea of when he could get it resolved
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17667 on: April 09, 2011, 07:53:11 AM »
Ready to go and shoot my brother still not answering his phone

It's not surprising. If I bounced a check of that size, I'd be dodging too.   :hide:

At least he could fess up to it and give me an idea of when he could get it resolved

Yes, and the sooner the better. I hope he at least checks his voicemail.   :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17668 on: April 09, 2011, 07:56:37 AM »
My mother has apparenlty "misplaced" my bottles of Bacardi and Vodka

Is she just hiding them from you so you won't drink them, or is she drinking them herself?  :eyebrow:

Ooops, just read the update! Glad the bottles are safe, have a drink to celebrate!   :2thumbsup:

By the time I found them I didn't feel like having a drink.

Probably you were so exhausted from a meltdown. :-\

Nah, I just thought it was too late in the evening to start drinking :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17669 on: April 09, 2011, 09:11:37 AM »
Ready to go and shoot my brother still not answering his phone

It's not surprising. If I bounced a check of that size, I'd be dodging too.   :hide:

At least he could fess up to it and give me an idea of when he could get it resolved

Yes.  I wonder if he knew it would be bad when he wrote it because I think that's a crime.