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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17595 on: April 06, 2011, 08:15:45 AM »
Glasses I hate fucking glasses and I am becoming more and more dependent on them for reading >:(

I've been wearing glasses since I was about 7 years old. Embrace them. Immerse yourself in the geekiness!    :nerdy:

It's just annoying they are only reading glasses and I have to remove them for other things.  I must have eight pairs scattered around the house and truck so I don't have to carry them

I have had to start taking my glasses off in order to read, as they are for distance and my eyes don't adjust back and forth as well anymore.   :prude:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17596 on: April 06, 2011, 08:18:54 AM »
Glasses I hate fucking glasses and I am becoming more and more dependent on them for reading >:(

I've been wearing glasses since I was about 7 years old. Embrace them. Immerse yourself in the geekiness!    :nerdy:

It's just annoying they are only reading glasses and I have to remove them for other things.  I must have eight pairs scattered around the house and truck so I don't have to carry them

I have had to start taking my glasses off in order to read, as they are for distance and my eyes don't adjust back and forth as well anymore.   :prude:


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17597 on: April 06, 2011, 08:23:14 AM »
I'm fucked without them, can't see shit.  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17598 on: April 06, 2011, 08:28:35 AM »
I'm fucked without them, can't see shit.  :zombiefuck:

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   :prude:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17599 on: April 06, 2011, 08:57:29 AM »


Yeah, great. NOW I'm fucking tired.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17600 on: April 06, 2011, 09:45:19 AM »
My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17601 on: April 06, 2011, 09:48:41 AM »
My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

From unnatural positions during surgery?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17602 on: April 06, 2011, 10:04:13 AM »
My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

From unnatural positions during surgery?

And the tubes inserted in my throat, yes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17603 on: April 06, 2011, 10:32:56 AM »
My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

From unnatural positions during surgery?

And the tubes inserted in my throat, yes.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17604 on: April 06, 2011, 10:33:51 AM »
My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

From unnatural positions during surgery?

And the tubes inserted in my throat, yes.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!  :arrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17605 on: April 06, 2011, 02:21:13 PM »
I'm fucked without them, can't see shit.  :zombiefuck:

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   :prude:
You need a new prescription.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17606 on: April 06, 2011, 02:37:33 PM »
I'm fucked without them, can't see shit.  :zombiefuck:

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   :prude:
You need a new prescription.

Yes, for bifocals. Even with the right correction for my distance vision, I have trouble refocusing my eyes from near to far and back again.   :prude:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17607 on: April 06, 2011, 02:41:02 PM »
I'm fucked without them, can't see shit.  :zombiefuck:

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   :prude:
You need a new prescription.

Yes, for bifocals. Even with the right correction for my distance vision, I have trouble refocusing my eyes from near to far and back again.   :prude:
That will just results in headaches and frustration until you get it dealt with. :hug:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17608 on: April 06, 2011, 02:44:20 PM »
I'm fucked without them, can't see shit.  :zombiefuck:

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   :prude:
You need a new prescription.

Yes, for bifocals. Even with the right correction for my distance vision, I have trouble refocusing my eyes from near to far and back again.   :prude:
That will just results in headaches and frustration until you get it dealt with. :hug:

Yeah, I think it's time to get some bifocals, a really cool pair though!   :checkout:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17609 on: April 06, 2011, 03:09:34 PM »
Speaking of glasses...I haven't been wearing mine for 8 months because I lost them. Found them today in the side pocket of my backpack. Yanno the one I've been carrying around with me every day for the last 8 months?  :hahaha: