A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I want to get a shower before I go to bed but I don't need to pee yet
I dont think I'm like other girls :-/
I need more irl friends who aren't so fucking far away
I have to pay a customs fee coz I ordered something from the US £65?! It's ridiculous. I don't even know what the package is.
Quote from: Binty on March 22, 2011, 11:47:32 AMI have to pay a customs fee coz I ordered something from the US £65?! It's ridiculous. I don't even know what the package is.You must murder the cowardly customs people. Tip: if you order something from the US, they should call it "gift". Then you don't have to pay any customs for it.
I enjoyed my visit with my friend, but she smokes, and I now smell like an ashtray.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 22, 2011, 03:45:59 PMI enjoyed my visit with my friend, but she smokes, and I now smell like an ashtray. The excuse to indulge in and a nice warm